I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

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posted by SuperRico

Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get te smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 minuti later…

Private: No, I detto watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon?

Private: I detto WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A anguria is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained da smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?

Private: *sigh*

10 minuti later…

Kowalski: LALALALA!!

Private: Stop it!

Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!

Private: No I detto stop it! Don't do it again!

Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*

Private: That's a clock.

Kowalski: Click what?

Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*

Kowalski: If I had lips I'd baciare myself.

*Private is with Skipper and Rico*

Skipper: How did te do?

Private: Not so well.

Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.

Private: I don't think so, Skipper.

Skipper: Rico, batter up.

Private: Oh, no.

Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*

Skipper: * takes the other bat*

Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*

Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I detto break! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: That must hurt.

Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: D:

Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.

Mother-of-PoM, Nachtgeschichte and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peacebaby7 THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! LOL!! GREAT JOB!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

1kowalskilover lol XD if i had lips i'd kiss myself what was that kowalski XD kowalski u realize your mom's in antartica

NintendoPenguin AWESOMENESS. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

Kowalskyman1 alas kowalskis smarts, my old freind i knew him well

peacebaby7 If I had lips I'd kiss myself . . . Pft!!! XD

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

NOTE: This is pretty short, but I wanted to have a cliffhanger before the probably last chapter.

They headed inoltrare, avanti and circled the building. A window got the penguins' attention. Marlene stood watching them through it. Private waved joyously. "Hi, Marlene!" He called. Rico hacked up a grabbling gun and shot it at the window. Under the pressure of the hook the window shattered. They all grabbed on and were hoisted up. They landed on their feet in "ready-postion". Before anything else happened, Marlene grasped Skipper's flipper uncomfortably tight.

"Marlene, don't worry we're going to resc-"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 7 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Kowalski was in a big white space. No furniture, no windows and no doors.
As far as the eye can see only white!
"Hello?" Kowalski called in the cold white. His voice echoed from the walls, but he got no answer. What had Lara detto about Level 2? We must fight against our fears.
Alone! What were his fears? Did he have any?
Yes!
At that moment the ground began to shake and suddenly an animal with 8 arms stood before him.
Space Squid!
Kowalski could just hold in his usual girls scream.
The worst part was, he had NOTHING to defend himself! Nothing at all!
The Squid spit a disgusting green liquid at Kowalski,...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 5.

posted by CuteCuddly

I open my eyes, blinking away the sleep. I stare at a stone ceiling for a moment, before remembering Rico had made me a bunk.

I turn onto my side at look around the HQ. I hear snores and sleepy murmers from near-by, suggesting the rest were still asleep. I slide out of bed, my eyelids feeling heavy. I rub my eyes to remove the sleep still lingering in them.

I finally feel più awake and decide to have another early morning swim. I softly make my way to the door and slip silently out.

I streach and yawn, as the rising sun beams down on my feathers, making them shiny in the light. I hear a sound...

Shipwrecked chapter 4

posted by kivamarie

the successivo mourning.

Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.

Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?

Skipper: I saw something it looks like a barca it maybe our last chance to be rescued!

Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the barca stop and its turning towards us!

Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!

someone on the barca was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the barca in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.

on the boat.

Skipper: when did te learn to speak Spanish Kiva?

Me: internet why?

Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.

Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.

The End

Survival chapter 6

posted by kivamarie

The successivo mourning it was about to take a turn for the worst.

Skipper: (wakes up) boy I slept well last night (looks at me) aw and I bet my pal slept well last night too. well time for us to keep on going to find the cure for te (puts my hand on his shoulder).

and so me and skipper continue to find the cure. just then i woke up.

Me (ill): (wakes up) ugh hi skipper.

Skipper: oh mourning Kiva.

me and skipper talk for a while when they heard something.

Me (ill): (scared) skipper what was that?

Skipper: I don't know Kiva but it could be another wild animal Kiva get something out of your backpack.

so I...

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I am in the PoM World.

posted by CuteCuddly

Ok, chapter three. Hope te enjoy.

I wake up before even Skipper. I turn over to look at the four, sleeping penguins. I smile. Private, on the secondo lowest bunk, is cuddling his lunacorn as close to his chest as possible. I frown. I makes me think of my favourite stuffed toy back home. (yes, I'm 12 and I sleep with stuffed toys sometimes) Half way around the world.

I get off the floor and wander around the HQ, trying to figure out what to do. I'm normally hungry as soon as I wake up, but I'm not. Then again, this isn't normal. I look at the clock. It's five am, o as Skipper would say, 0500...

Survival chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the successivo mourning I still feel sick and ill and i didn't get any sleep last night.

Me (ill): ugh oh man i didn't sleep well last night and I'm still sick and ill from the dirty water I drank yesterday (tries to get up but i fell on the ground) ugh i still feel sick I can't get up because of the dirty water i drank i still feel sick and ill and now I'm starting to feel weak. ugh if I don't do something quick I'm going to die o worse (still sick stays calm) ugh stay calm Kiva I promise myself that will survive and will stay alive. I'll try my best to stay awake and not close my eyes. ugh (feels...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 4 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Slowly, the world around the 4 birds clear again and before they realized what was happening they were in the jungle!
As far as they can see, only green!
"What the ...?" Skipper stopped when he saw where they were.
"Wow!" Kowalski was amazed.
"Lara has done it." Called Private.
"Thank you." Suddenly, Lara's voice came from above.
The four looked up, but there was nothing else than to see a beautiful blue sky.
"You can not see me, te are in the trailer, remember?"
"We know that!" Skipper shouted angrily.
"Well, then I tell te now what te have to do here."
"Then begin!" Kowalski shouted.
"You work together...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 7: THE ZOO!!!!

posted by andresandru

"We woke up, felling dizzy, I just could barly stand up in four, then I saw her, yelly was right above us, death, the black over-grown badger, was behind us, as she turned in a circle.

I was trying to find where were we, but I didnt want to make yelly atack e with death, since I've never defeted her, I still acted dizzy, moving from one place to another, like if I was.....was......whats the word?"

"Sladish, annoying, drunk?" Private said, looking angrily at Skipper, he knew the real deal with this

"RIGHT! druk, like if I was drunk, she eventually discovered my trick, since evryone else was standing...

The Little Door Part 4

posted by Saracuda

"Skipper!" Liberty gasped. She picked up the limp pinguino da his scruff and carried him into the cave. She lay him down on her letto of leaves and trotted to the other end of the cave to start a warm fuoco in the fireplace. Skipper didn't stir.
"Don't worry Libby. He's just exhausted."
she told herself.
A bright blaze roared to life and warmed the now bright cave. Suddenly Skipper's foot twitched and he rolled over, mumbling something inaudible.
Liberty stepped closer to try to hear it.
She realized he was talking in his sleep.
"Libby..Libby, where are you? What were te doing there? Where's the key.."...

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Switched Part 3

posted by skipper12a

So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did te fix whatever it is te have to fix o will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, o even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really?...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"AHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Marlene as her and Skipper were dragged through the air da the grappling-gun, she was holding onto Skipper with all her might(basically squeezing the life out of him). "A...little...to TIGHT Marlene" Skipper gasped as they got nearer and nearer towards the aeroplane wing."Sorry!!! Ok lets get the suction-cups and the force-field machiney-thing out" Marlene yelled to be heard over the sound of the wind, Skipper held onto her a she got the suction-cups out of her backpack (they were just toilet-plungers) and kowalski's invention. They both landed on the aeroplanes wing,...

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the family of Skipper chapter 1: a horrible midnight

posted by andresandru

"Mom!" Skipper shouted while sleep, the team got scared and woke up, they saw how Skipper moved and shoook like crazy, while he mumbled things, they were to low to hear, except for some shouts

"Dad!" Marlene, Arlene and Mandy woke up, they ran to Skipper's habitat, they also saw how Skipper shook like crazy.

"cousin!! miserable fools! nooo!" the shouts were harder and harder, they woke up the whole zoo, everyone reunited, even the lemurs, but thanks to Arlene, Julien didn't woke up the crazy sleeper.

"no, no, NO!! MUST... AVENGE!!!!" he shouted, then, for surprise of all, he woke up, he turned...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

Hope te guys like this! its my first story. And i hope it does justice for Skilene!

Its a beautiful morning in Centeral Park zoo.All the animali are still asleep...Exept for Marlene who has woken up extra early to check her calender. "Yes! One più giorno until my birthday!" ,she thought, almost screeming out loud. "Hey i wonder if the guys are up ye-", but her thoughts were interrupted da the sound of an army trumpet going off. "Yup, their up" she said. WJumping over he habitats wall.

"Up and adam BOYS!!!", yelled Skipper, putting down the trumpet. "Ay Skipper", moaned Kowalski. "Yes sir!",...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 5

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the superiore, in alto of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the banana tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are te doing...

Pengulla Part 3: Commando

posted by thecrazygeinus

Skipper, E, and Rico headed back to the HQ.

“Where is Kowalski and the other guy?” E asked. She regretted not getting a formal introduction in.

“Kowalski wanted to stare at the stars and watch some ‘meteor shower’ and Private is on recon duty.”

“I forgot that doccia was tonight. I it his first recon shift?” E inquired.

“Second. The first time around he had filled up on Winkies.” Skipper answered. E laughed.

“Poor fool” Her stomach grumbled. She opened watch’s storage compartment. E had shrunk down a hot Cioccolato packet and placed it within the watch to be enlarged and...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 4: ciao Neighbor!

posted by Lexii23

Julien: *bursts into pinguino HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand te to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 7: Funeral and Stories

posted by BirdG

Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

°.

They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of animali stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 6: The data

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from Scrivere this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his data with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," detto Marlene, "Just one più thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." detto Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red rose are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...

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The Story I Made In 20 minuti

posted by ___Sophie___

Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap te with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are te looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are te looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap te with this pesce if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. ciao Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to unisciti me in my...