I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Bada and Bing's Citazioni from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

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Bada and Bing's Citazioni from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's Citazioni from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: te can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch, punzone your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, te gotta ???

Bada: Yeah, we're ??? Some mook went away with all our Plantains!

Bing: Now we gotta find this mook and stomp him out!

Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody.

Bing: Y'know, just to be sure.

*from 06.20 to 06.30*

Bing: That is some primal Lunacorn advise.

Bada: Yo, maybe the little birds got a point over here.

Bing: It's not like punches in everybody's gonna suddenly bringing back our Plantains. Right?

Bada: Right...

*from 06.53 to 06.56*

Bada: The otter!

Bing: And the lemur!

Bada: Stomp 'em!

*from 08.30 to 08.44*

Bada: Yo, I don't think te 2 are appreciating the gravity of the situation in which te currently find yourselves.

Bing: Yeah, the gravity o what not.

*from 09.25 to 09.27*

Bing: te ain't going nowhere!

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CCCP2976 Thank you! Your help is priceless for me. Check out a lot of POM episodes in our club at www.vk.com\penguins of madagascar!

27Kowalski ^No problem! Glad I could help you. :)

peacebaby7 Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody. Bing: Y'know, just to be sure. My favorite out of all of these! XD

27Kowalski ^LOL! Mine, too! Bada and Bing are very funny sometimes! XD

peacebaby7 ^XD That is so, true. XD

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying arancia, arancio (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. ciao KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer da my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then sposta back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't te crawl into a #pantry and die already..

pinguino Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rosa play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh te wanna dance, prom...

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WARNING!

posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the mostra te will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because te will watch the mostra nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because te will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because te will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because te will be watching the mostra with tape holding up your eyelids so te don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pinguino would disagree with te right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" detto Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what te may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

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The Black Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

All the penguins stepped into the car box auto, garage and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated da luggage. A few minuti later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure te were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through da the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, o at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of te who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an ora after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the albero to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P da Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t unisciti something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
Elsewhere in emperorland, Memphis was being interrogated da the Striga. “Now, tell me, where is your son!?” “I told you, I don’t know! He was...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: ciao you!
Me: Oh no, not te again.
Officer X: te know, te and your pinguino Friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished te off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, te fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on te like sweet and aspro, acida sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

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Mother da Accident chapter 3:the new rules

posted by andresandru

Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy baciare there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would te be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another baciare in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the successivo mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking più water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the coltello then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny coltello (starts stabbing the coltello on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Survival chapter 7

posted by kivamarie

the successivo mourning

Me: (wakes up) mourning skipper.

Skipper: mourning Kiva.

Me: so how's Jeff doing?

Skipper: well Jeff is growing I think te should free him into the wild.

Me: gee okay.

so me and skipper headed outside of the rainforest to free Jeff into the wild. after me and skipper free Jeff into the wild me and skipper headed deeper and deeper into the cuore of the rainforest.

Me: gosh this must be the cuore of the rainforest. well time to head back to the cave.

Skipper: um Kiva I think were Lost so it will be difficult to head back to the cave o we will end up separated it's best we stick together...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces detto it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces detto it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, te should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski detto lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper detto "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a Frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every pinguino except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do te mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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Sahara Desert screams/ valentine *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the erba was go green te would say it was plastic, palm trees and frutta trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed da a beautiful waterfall. If te could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the pesce swimming in the crystal water. "No, because te don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....