I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Bada and Bing's Citazioni from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

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Bada and Bing's Citazioni from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's Citazioni from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: te can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch, punzone your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, te gotta ???

Bada: Yeah, we're ??? Some mook went away with all our Plantains!

Bing: Now we gotta find this mook and stomp him out!

Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody.

Bing: Y'know, just to be sure.

*from 06.20 to 06.30*

Bing: That is some primal Lunacorn advise.

Bada: Yo, maybe the little birds got a point over here.

Bing: It's not like punches in everybody's gonna suddenly bringing back our Plantains. Right?

Bada: Right...

*from 06.53 to 06.56*

Bada: The otter!

Bing: And the lemur!

Bada: Stomp 'em!

*from 08.30 to 08.44*

Bada: Yo, I don't think te 2 are appreciating the gravity of the situation in which te currently find yourselves.

Bing: Yeah, the gravity o what not.

*from 09.25 to 09.27*

Bing: te ain't going nowhere!

k1no, peacebaby7 and 1 other like this

CCCP2976 Thank you! Your help is priceless for me. Check out a lot of POM episodes in our club at www.vk.com\penguins of madagascar!

27Kowalski ^No problem! Glad I could help you. :)

peacebaby7 Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody. Bing: Y'know, just to be sure. My favorite out of all of these! XD

27Kowalski ^LOL! Mine, too! Bada and Bing are very funny sometimes! XD

peacebaby7 ^XD That is so, true. XD

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The Penguins Of Madagascar Mc

added by PenguinStyle

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Maurice, Don't Tell Me YOU'VE Fallen In Love!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Alienated

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DANGIT, WE'VE GOT CAUGHT!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The Officer X Factor

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Marlene Sexy as Ever Pic With me as A pinguino

added by Jhoman12

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Lt. Lemmy saluting.

added by LifelessPenguin

Source: Alienated

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Look at Kowalski's Eyes..... XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Kanga Management Clip

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Score a pinguino pokemon card

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Maw

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Marlene&Penguins

added by Jhoman12

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another KowalVate moment

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me (the screenshot actually ^^;)

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nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the titolo says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if te wish to read them. Any titolo with a Roman numeral successivo to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope te enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making te laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" da Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the Musica video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting stella, star trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to swing by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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pinguino Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding spazio is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told te before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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pinguino Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't Lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! te just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs da still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I detto not to ACTUALLY put caramelle coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are te doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't te be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do te know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made da Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made da Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! o Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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pinguino Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do te see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And te can be my friend! Oh! And te can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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pinguino Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemure habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes te look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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pinguino Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins baciare Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have te been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your pinguino Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm Scrivere this so te can find out wich pinguino te are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your preferito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes te sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your preferito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....