Almost squished

added by Sandrei

To be honest, I was really suprised to see Marlene waiting for her Friends to get hurt. Being squished da an elephant? There's no way they would survive it. Hadn't it been for Private...

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Icicle1penguin likes this

evviefoxx Yeah... it's not such a good idea for Kowalski to have his beak open wide...

KowalskiTheLich They got squashed anyway...

krazy4kowalski Gasp! It's the two cheaker! Irony: When your own quote comes back to haunt you.

Lzk94pzpom ya...i don't think thats a option,Kowalski?

skilene4ever Kowalski looks like hes screaming his lungs out and skipper just looks at him like omg0_o Skipper looks soo cuute:))))

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Celeste Chapter 12

posted by legendary7

"Good morning, Skippah!" Private greeted, cheerfully. As he waddled up the beach, Celeste trudged behind him. Her light petite feet were suprisingly clumsy in the chilling morning sand.
"Good morning, Private." Skipper smiled. He breathed a sigh, and looked farther down the beach.
His eyes met Celeste's. They were dark-almost black. She kept them hidden with her low-hung-head. "Good morning, Celeste." He offered a polite smile.
She tilted her head up. At first, she was confused. Her eyes focused on Skipper who nervously waved. "Wait, he was talking to me? He did say my name. What do I do? Just...

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New Info About Doris! And Some Other Stuff.

posted by garr9988

On Doris' Madagascar Wiki page, it says that she will be voiced da Calista Flockhart! So far, we also know that there MIGHT (it is not confirmed, but people think it's possible) be a Amore trianlge between Dr. Blowhole, Doris, and Kowalski. We also know that from the "Penguin Who Loved Me" poster that she might not have a Segway.
Also on the wiki, it says that it will be the last Dr. Blowhole special(however, I haven't found that anywhere else, and Wikia's can be modified da anyone, so this may not be true.) If te guys know anything else, plz tell me and/or post/comment!

Blowhole's Puppet (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Savin Me")

posted by mostar1219

In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing o destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a minuto before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...

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Burnt Distance (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Crawling Back to You")

posted by mostar1219

Bridge

They were on different sides while it was burning. Both unable to see the other's face, they had tears slowly crawling out of their eyes, not just from the destruction of the bridge, but from the fact that there's no way they can be back together again.

The Distance
Kowalski's busy in his room Scrivere on his clipboard and although he felt tired, he couldn't take a nap. Everytime he closed his eyes, all he could see is Monique sitting successivo to him and turning her head to see him. The bad thing about it is that it reminds him that she's no longer with him. He finished his Scrivere on his clipboard,...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (6) Mind Tango

posted by peacebaby7

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The secondo I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my cuore seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? te know what te have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (Trailer 1)

posted by werockz

Okay. I know that I'm in the middle of Book 1 but eventually, every 5 chapters that i make, i'll put a trailer. so enjoy!

Previously...many things happen before the destiny will come true. First off, young Private started to have visions of him meeting Henry. The treasures and the answer are coming one da one. Next, Private and Phoebe moved in the orphanage. This time, the destiny starts...

Chapter 5: Tragical News

"Why Blowhole?!"Private angrily asked. "Of course young Private, it passed off one da one from my ascendant then to me. If only the real chosen one was here, he would have been dead...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (3) Appearances Can Be Deceiving...

posted by peacebaby7

Amanda knocked on the door. Sherri answered moments later. “Oh my goodness! Amanda! te are soaking wet! Come in! Come in!” She gently grabbed her shoulder and pulled her in. Sherri was about Amanda’s height, with straight brown hair and sea green eyes and lightly tanned skin and spoke with a Mexican accent. She helped her with her jacket. “Oh Amanda! Your eye! Tell me what happened! No wait, first we must get te into some dry clothes. Come!” She led her to a bedroom and laid out some dry clothes and a towel for her and left her to change.

About...

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Celeste Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Private's domanda stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A amaro taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a pinguino in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. te see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

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The Mystery of the Haunted Hallway

posted by werockz

THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.
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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy segnala Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, segnala on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...

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POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 3

posted by werockz

Chapter 3: Party Drama
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The penguins and the Adventure Time characters who were not penguins anymore walked along the sewer. Finn sighed. He remember his adoptive mother Margaret telling baby Finn a story about how the sewer were like. They walked until they found a label that says: Party Land. "What in the name of shrimps?"Skipper asked da surprise. They saw decorated lights and food. But the most shocking part was the bears and Party Pat dancing and Marshal Lee and Marceline were having a little date. "Whoa! How did te get in here?"Fionna...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the superiore, in alto instead of the bottom due to everything in the castello being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 10

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Private: *walking along with the migration, in the back, where he'd be unnoticed, where no one would pay attention to him* I've had slow a slow week. There hasn't been much trouble since the migration started. I guess that just makes my job easier. I--OW! What was that?" *feels a prick on the back of his neck...then reaches back & pulls a small dart from the back of his neck*

Private: "What th--whoa..." *his vision becomes blurred, the world tips back & forth & begins spinning...feeling dizzy, sleepy...he falls forward... unconscious*

1 ora Later...

Private: "Oooooh...Where...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying arancia, arancio (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. ciao KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer da my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then sposta back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't te crawl into a #pantry and die already..

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Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's preferito song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb attraversare, croce the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemure use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 più pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

My Friend (A Poem da Kayla)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...

Before me, he stands as tall as a albero with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make te laugh. He can make te smile when te feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the albero itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered da a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces detto it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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The Slenderman chp. 2

posted by stlouisfan

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one più time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't te guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like te could use the sleep. te have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every giorno u punch, punzone a lemure
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head home
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask domanda Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice