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BOY : I can't leave te ...
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.



BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??


GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??


GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...


GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??


BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth


BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!


BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!


BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!


BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if te are TRULY random, te shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever te may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases o monologues o pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Friends o logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if te got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and te can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and da brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in letto and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pesca, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pesca, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a baciare and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margherita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have te watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash Film like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume te are Chinese just because you're Asian, o automatically assume te are Mexican just because te are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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