random Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave te ...
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??

BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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random Randomness xP Part 2

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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar - Finale Medley

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Disney Leading Ladies

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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Emma Sweet Emma

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NEEDS 888% MOAR SYMMETRY

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are te busy?" o "Are te doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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fantasy art

added by Rodz

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Citazioni about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, te can baciare my culo too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the giorno i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to te does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who te are.
When you're down, te know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab te in the throat with...the coltello te left in my back.

-I was the one who detto things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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icona Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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29 hard to find emoticons!

posted by Sandfire_Paiger

1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ o ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...

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Stella winx and Ben 10 baciare the Girl

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just being random!

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random pages 4 colouring♥

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The rock dressed as miley cyrus

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10 ways that Lord Voldemort is like a sterotypical teenage girl:)

posted by precious211

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling te an...

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Higurashi Citazioni

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing più than the the people who te spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions te speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

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Black and White Mountain wallpaper

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Source: wallpaperswide.com

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tana, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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Daniel Browning Smith ♥

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Source: Google

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Everybody Loves Raymond Citazioni

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Amore Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Amore every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are te talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, te have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...