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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave te ...
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??

BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

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The Last Myth book four: Never Ending Journey Chapter Two: Saying Goodbye

posted by misscrazel

Senfinelin Forest

Aznr ran down the collina to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an Arrow in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded da an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...

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SSF Chapter 10: Packed 'n Ready Last chapter

posted by Draculaura10

The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see te in the morning," Mellissa detto to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with rosa hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with rosa hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom detto as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on te in 30 minutes, and you...

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Strange Sisters Forever Chapter 3: Totally Not Glow Sticks

posted by Draculaura10

The successivo day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma detto "Go as far from me and everyone as te can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are te okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma detto "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve detto impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...

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I'd Die For te ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If te could see inside my heart
Then te will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep te hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the fuoco we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...

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Raise Your Hands ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, te got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what te can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When te want to let it go
Raise your hands
And te want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if te waste time
They'll walk all over...

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In And Out Of Amore ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take te higher than you've ever known
Then drive te down to your knees
I pick te up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Get Ready ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah

You need someone to make it last
No Romeos who'll Amore and leave te fast
They fade away
Tonight you're not gonna be alone
Making Amore on the telephone
Oh baby, baby if te can hold on
I'm gonna take te all the way tonight
I like 'em down and dirty, so hold on tight

Come on
Come on, come on get ready
Come on
Come on, come on get ready

You look sharp in your dancing shoes
You got style and te got the moves
Oh you're so hot, girl and on the loose
You're caught up in a danger zone
Just seventeen but te act full grown
Oh the night life, baby, is turning te on
You want to take me all the way tonight
Take my...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my cuore for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the fuoco but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What più can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, ciao but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I Amore her)
That I Amore her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then te switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like te used to be
‘Cause te get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause te get in my head and hold...

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It's Alright, It's Okay ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

te told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t te bother what I do
No matter what te say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your Amore was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy te are
You’re a talented kind of boy te are
And that’s just the kind of boy te are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musica plays
Headstrong, can te feel the beat
Melt down, can te feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can te feel the beat
Melt down, can te feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Amore Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that te see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what te need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what te get is what te see
And I can’t be any più than what I am
Love me for me o don’t Amore me (Or don’t Amore me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who te want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...