1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us o someone else will.
3. We cagna about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If te won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing te in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Amore Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like più than te hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, o your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented da a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a mese for being a complete asshole, te don't.
13. Send us fiori for no apparent reason.
14. If te cry più than we do thats a major no no.
15. te can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… o twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our preferito things.
20. If te don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than te usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people te know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. te are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so te might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. o to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way più than te do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, te better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand te don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When te break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with te two o three più times.
33. No matter who te are o what te look like, it's always flattering when te hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. te look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we Amore you, there is nothing so filthy that te can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to baciare a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. te ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when te feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We Amore good morning texts from you.
43. We need te to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when te call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask te how your giorno was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask te whats wrong and te say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want te to make the first move.
53. We Amore cheesy romantic comedies.
54. te want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our Friends one giorno and Amore them the next.
56. If we go down on te we expect te to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV mostra the better.
58. We know te watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn te want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if te keep your erba cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can mostra the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching te play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching te play video games ever.
64. te are required to like our best friend and if te don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who te drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like te to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, o being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco campana, bell o any fast Cibo restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect te to remember our anniversary. Game over if te forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as te men.
82. We can be late, te can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would te like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if te don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that te did something wrong.
88. We Amore when te have a nickname for us that only te use.
89. Even if te think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We Amore it when te ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the giorno we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our Friends otherwise…
92. Never mostra up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect te to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of te but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger te ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest data te can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and cena dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will Amore te for it.
99. If we really Amore you, we will do anything in our power not to let te go.
100.We couldn't Amore anything più than when te tell us "I Amore you."
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us o someone else will.
3. We cagna about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If te won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing te in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Amore Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like più than te hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, o your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented da a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a mese for being a complete asshole, te don't.
13. Send us fiori for no apparent reason.
14. If te cry più than we do thats a major no no.
15. te can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… o twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our preferito things.
20. If te don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than te usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people te know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. te are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so te might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. o to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way più than te do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, te better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand te don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When te break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with te two o three più times.
33. No matter who te are o what te look like, it's always flattering when te hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. te look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we Amore you, there is nothing so filthy that te can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to baciare a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. te ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when te feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We Amore good morning texts from you.
43. We need te to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when te call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask te how your giorno was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask te whats wrong and te say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want te to make the first move.
53. We Amore cheesy romantic comedies.
54. te want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our Friends one giorno and Amore them the next.
56. If we go down on te we expect te to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV mostra the better.
58. We know te watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn te want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if te keep your erba cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can mostra the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching te play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching te play video games ever.
64. te are required to like our best friend and if te don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who te drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like te to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, o being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco campana, bell o any fast Cibo restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect te to remember our anniversary. Game over if te forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as te men.
82. We can be late, te can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would te like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if te don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that te did something wrong.
88. We Amore when te have a nickname for us that only te use.
89. Even if te think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We Amore it when te ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the giorno we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our Friends otherwise…
92. Never mostra up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect te to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of te but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger te ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest data te can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and cena dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will Amore te for it.
99. If we really Amore you, we will do anything in our power not to let te go.
100.We couldn't Amore anything più than when te tell us "I Amore you."
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. te use the British curse of Cibo and bad tea.
3. te wear a scarf and when your teachers tell te to take it off, te say KOLKOLKOL!
4. te imagine your preferito Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia characters Canto your preferito songs.
5. Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia = your mind.
6. Buono pomodoro buono pomodoro buono buono ooh tomato.
7. te give people names that apply to their traits o what they eat (ex. potato bastard pomodoro bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, te say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. te are Leggere this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first articolo on fanpop)
2. te use the British curse of Cibo and bad tea.
3. te wear a scarf and when your teachers tell te to take it off, te say KOLKOLKOL!
4. te imagine your preferito Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia characters Canto your preferito songs.
5. Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia = your mind.
6. Buono pomodoro buono pomodoro buono buono ooh tomato.
7. te give people names that apply to their traits o what they eat (ex. potato bastard pomodoro bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, te say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. te are Leggere this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first articolo on fanpop)
What a baciare means.....
+ baciare on the stomach = I’m ready
+ baciare on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ baciare on the Ear = You're my everything
+ baciare on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ baciare on the Hand = I adore you
+ baciare on the Neck = We belong together
+ baciare on the Shoulder = I want you
+ baciare on the Lips = I Amore you
+Laughing while baciare = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely Amore each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Amore you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me te Amore me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Amore te too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If te were thinking about someone while Leggere this, you’re definitely in Love
+ baciare on the stomach = I’m ready
+ baciare on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ baciare on the Ear = You're my everything
+ baciare on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ baciare on the Hand = I adore you
+ baciare on the Neck = We belong together
+ baciare on the Shoulder = I want you
+ baciare on the Lips = I Amore you
+Laughing while baciare = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely Amore each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Amore you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me te Amore me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Amore te too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If te were thinking about someone while Leggere this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing random letters!
well seems like i have to!
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as random as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling tasso, yew why!
più random letters!
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deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other random people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as random as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling tasso, yew why!
più random letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
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deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other random people!
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started trofei lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen anno olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have te know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe te just live in a shitty neighborhood.
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen anno olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have te know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe te just live in a shitty neighborhood.
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved da everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mese is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved da everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mese is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, o why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and te think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, te SICK, SICK PEOPLE.
te have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because te think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
te have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because te think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. segnala everything and commento 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say te hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a bacheca post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are più but i cant be stuffed naming them um commento if i have missed any male Anime dudes te like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)