2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us o someone else will.
3. We cagna about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If te won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing te in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Amore Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like più than te hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, o your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented da a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a mese for being a complete asshole, te don't.
13. Send us fiori for no apparent reason.
14. If te cry più than we do thats a major no no.
15. te can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… o twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our preferito things.
20. If te don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than te usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people te know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. te are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so te might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. o to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way più than te do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, te better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand te don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When te break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with te two o three più times.
33. No matter who te are o what te look like, it's always flattering when te hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. te look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we Amore you, there is nothing so filthy that te can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to baciare a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. te ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when te feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We Amore good morning texts from you.
43. We need te to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when te call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask te how your giorno was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask te whats wrong and te say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want te to make the first move.
53. We Amore cheesy romantic comedies.
54. te want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our Friends one giorno and Amore them the next.
56. If we go down on te we expect te to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV mostra the better.
58. We know te watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn te want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if te keep your erba cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can mostra the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching te play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching te play video games ever.
64. te are required to like our best friend and if te don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who te drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like te to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, o being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco campana, bell o any fast Cibo restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect te to remember our anniversary. Game over if te forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as te men.
82. We can be late, te can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would te like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if te don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that te did something wrong.
88. We Amore when te have a nickname for us that only te use.
89. Even if te think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We Amore it when te ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the giorno we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our Friends otherwise…
92. Never mostra up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect te to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of te but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger te ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest data te can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and cena dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will Amore te for it.
99. If we really Amore you, we will do anything in our power not to let te go.
100.We couldn't Amore anything più than when te tell us "I Amore you."
Ask everyone te meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum più gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting più till te reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum più gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting più till te reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the divano last night watching some rubbish Televisione mostra and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arcobaleno colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Amore te soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Amore te more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting te a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting te one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuti later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do te think are greater,the advantages o disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from te mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes te o hits te *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to te first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes te *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets te wear his clothing *he likes te in his stuff*
7) If te are tired of waiting for him to make the first sposta *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from te mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes te o hits te *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to te first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes te *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets te wear his clothing *he likes te in his stuff*
7) If te are tired of waiting for him to make the first sposta *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since te passed. I wanted to take a few minuti to remind people of how wonderful te were and how much te impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your Amore props on my bacheca and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do te remember when te told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that te calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had più time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. te were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to te and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank te so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do te remember when te told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that te calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had più time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. te were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to te and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank te so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if te replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's amaro line "teach me and your just run away again o something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole anno when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill o capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man da this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If te have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's amaro line "teach me and your just run away again o something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole anno when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill o capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man da this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If te have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
