(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as te can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
te can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
te should never send a topo, mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick te won't even dent me
And although I sposta slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 anno old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: te think te have swag? That's my middle name!
te couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like te who are just so fat
Getting everything te want. but crying like a brat
I sposta 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
te sposta slower than a tartaruga in a fog
Thinking te could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
te sposta like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use te for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung da bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
te DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as te can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
te can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
te should never send a topo, mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick te won't even dent me
And although I sposta slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 anno old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: te think te have swag? That's my middle name!
te couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like te who are just so fat
Getting everything te want. but crying like a brat
I sposta 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
te sposta slower than a tartaruga in a fog
Thinking te could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
te sposta like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use te for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung da bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
te DECIDE!
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book da its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Amore to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break te down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to te that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commenti about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why te like what te do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do te do it? Do te have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever te do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to te that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commenti about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why te like what te do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do te do it? Do te have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever te do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but te can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a più stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are club song)
banana banana pecora, pecore are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but te can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a più stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are club song)
banana banana pecora, pecore are there Friends
BANANAS
one giorno that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny detto hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first data ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him home AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO home AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE detto WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE detto COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton caramelle road like 45 like secondi fa and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like te like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went home and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like giorno in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't te wanna mix cotton caramelle and popscicles!
That was like a like better like giorno in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't te wanna mix cotton caramelle and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Draghi say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pesce say blub blub blub.
13. unicorni say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Draghi say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pesce say blub blub blub.
13. unicorni say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.