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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 bottiglione, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fuoco six shots? o only five? Well to tell te the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* te gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do te punk? Do te punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now te go to Chicago, and get ambushed da a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then te go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches te how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. te know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there te have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical giorno in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
te type in the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all te have to do is type into the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ commenti I'll make a new articolo answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
te type in the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all te have to do is type into the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ commenti I'll make a new articolo answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
