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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, mostrare Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 bottiglione, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fuoco six shots? o only five? Well to tell te the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* te gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do te punk? Do te punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now te go to Chicago, and get ambushed da a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then te go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches te how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. te know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there te have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
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The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see te in the morning," Mellissa detto to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with rosa hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with rosa hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom detto as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on te in 30 minutes, and you...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, te got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what te can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When te want to let it go
Raise your hands
And te want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if te waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my cuore for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the fuoco but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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te told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t te bother what I do
No matter what te say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your Amore was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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I’m not the girl that te see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what te need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what te get is what te see
And I can’t be any più than what I am
Love me for me o don’t Amore me (Or don’t Amore me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who te want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He detto you’re amazing
She detto then why te waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
mostra me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
mostra me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musica plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
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Mysterious love

-chapter five-

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I looked at him wondering why he was Leggere it in the biblioteca when i came in too look...
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Just decided to write something random! My first articolo so commento if te want!!! o not!


Why am I Scrivere this?
Why is it hot o cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
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