I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, mostrare Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 bottiglione, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fuoco six shots? o only five? Well to tell te the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* te gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do te punk? Do te punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now te go to Chicago, and get ambushed da a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then te go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches te how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. te know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there te have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 bottiglione, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fuoco six shots? o only five? Well to tell te the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* te gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do te punk? Do te punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now te go to Chicago, and get ambushed da a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then te go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches te how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. te know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there te have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
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Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
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The black shadow aims for us,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Shining Machine
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)
Approaching Shocker, the demonic army.
The black shadow aims for our friends,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Crimson Muffler
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)
Approaching Shocker, the terrifying army.
The black shadow aims for our town,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Green-colored Helmet
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)