I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. te ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If pistole kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but te are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... da the way your out of latte
Wonders why they tell te to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls te over
Going to sue Red toro for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as te pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares te to press ALT + F4
Knows that the erba is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if te choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of te today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:
1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy te like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts te o tells te you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!
Which of these are on your list? Which do te think te can actually do for a whole year?
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special data in any way shape o form.
So now te know… if te fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing più than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special data in any way shape o form.
So now te know… if te fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing più than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
