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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do te want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet te ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from te (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like te ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, te suck

Me : yes I'm not like te cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do te care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell te something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that te want to mostra to the world, I'll forgive te not because I'm weak , but because I taste Amore meaning and I don't want to spoil my life da hating ,no I'm not that person , te want to mostra the world ,my cuore 's beating each minuto Amore ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and te should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do te get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The Amore I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the Amore ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cuore was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cuore beats Amore every secondo thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on Amore , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever te want to do , cause Amore always cleans my cuore !!!

Someone : lol te seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say te need some love
yes te need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just Amore anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
1. At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t te try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while fa and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask te somethingand i want te to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how te feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want te to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect. Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:

If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.

2 : If te overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked da his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother risposte " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad risposte "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Okay so if te live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The successivo day, cut the balloons off and te got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when te can barely sposta as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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(CREATED da RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can cancella the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused da Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a cuore attack; his cuore lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do te always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd te treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If te tied buttered crostini, pane tostato to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when te turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if te open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when te transport something da car, it's called a shipment, but when te transport something da ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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IDK, just surfing Youtube and i found This!!!LOLXD
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by sapherequeen
 :)
:)
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Amore and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of te for the rest of my life :)

I Amore te all! Have a beautiful, wonderful giorno :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that te were real, that te all were , that he was.
There is evidence that te were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming o not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and te diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, o did i make te up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without te i dont know. But i want to find out. Do te think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can te forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the strada, via physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! te Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when te see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who te are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what te did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who te are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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