Total Drama Police

Alejandro's Journal

Season 3 might have been a heartthrob, but at least I got away from Heather's mean ass. I-I can't believe that she would kick me in the balls just for the $1,000,000. What the hell was she thinking? Over the last two weeks, I have forgotten about her and erased the competition from my head. During that time, I've met a new beautiful girl. She was smokin' hot with a red hot dress, with hoop earrings and red high heels and was about 5'2. Her name was Susan Benthal. She told me how she came to town and how she had a massive time getting some shitass movers to pack up her stuff....

"Hey, Fiona! Barry! Stay close! Got that?!" Gwen shouted to her 2 5-year-olds who were playing tag outside in their backyard. "Anyway, Bridgette, so Noah told me he works at the biblioteca now! " "HaHa! Why doesn't that surprise me?" Bridgette laughed. Bridgette and Gwen both sipped their cup of coffee. Then, the doorbell rang. "Oh, that must be Geoff and my beautiful young Lola." detto Bridgette. Gwen and Bridgette walked to the door and opened it. Bridgette said,"Smoochie-poo! Lola! Come on in!" Gwen greeted Geoff and high-fived Lola. "Wow, your house is big. And clean!" Lola said. Gwen just...

Ezekiel's Journal

Man, getting voted out first in season 1 and 3 sucked! Why the hell does everyone hate me? Is it because of what I detto about the ladies in season 1, o that I cost my team the win da letting a hungry croc eat our stick in season 3? If only I knew, somehow, there's got to be something that reveals all the shit about everyone hating on me. I went to the Total Drama volta, vault and found all the evidence on my vote-offs. When I opened that vault, there it was, all the underground shit about everyone and everything. There was one letter from Courtney that she wants to kick Harold's...