Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep te guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the successivo epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! te DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill te man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his preferito downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Amore Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot te see at taco campana, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Daryl: (leaves the group to unisciti his brother) Just promise to be for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! mostra you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the superiore, in alto of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to Metallica while doing sit ups!
Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.
Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!
Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.
Merle: Harder than them guys!
Governer: te know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.
Merle: The man wears an eye patch!
Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.
Merle: Yea- Wait what!?
Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!
Villagers: Yeah! Hard!
Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!
Merle: HARD!
Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!
Villagers: YEAH! HARD!
Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! te DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill te man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his preferito downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Amore Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot te see at taco campana, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Daryl: (leaves the group to unisciti his brother) Just promise to be for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! mostra you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the superiore, in alto of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to Metallica while doing sit ups!
Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.
Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!
Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.
Merle: Harder than them guys!
Governer: te know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.
Merle: The man wears an eye patch!
Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.
Merle: Yea- Wait what!?
Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!
Villagers: Yeah! Hard!
Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!
Merle: HARD!
Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!
Villagers: YEAH! HARD!
Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!
College Administrator: So, you’ve been involved with quite a few criminal charges such as assault, arson, destruction of property, felonious assault, and one incident where te dumped blood onto the heads of a group of school children because te didn’t like them shouting the number 21? Am I correct?....... Well then (Looks through the files) I have to say, son…. That a man of your nature is only seen once in a lifetime. A man like te takes lots of balls, son. Lots of balls. And you’ve got them. Welcome to Clearwater University.
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Greetings everyone. Since my preferito time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five superiore, in alto tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the successivo 31 days, I am going to pull out a random horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this anno of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
