Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep te guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the successivo epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! te DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill te man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his preferito downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Amore Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot te see at taco campana, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Daryl: (leaves the group to unisciti his brother) Just promise to be for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! mostra you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the superiore, in alto of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to Metallica while doing sit ups!
Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.
Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!
Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.
Merle: Harder than them guys!
Governer: te know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.
Merle: The man wears an eye patch!
Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.
Merle: Yea- Wait what!?
Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!
Villagers: Yeah! Hard!
Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!
Merle: HARD!
Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!
Villagers: YEAH! HARD!
Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! te DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill te man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his preferito downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Amore Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot te see at taco campana, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Daryl: (leaves the group to unisciti his brother) Just promise to be for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! mostra you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the superiore, in alto of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to Metallica while doing sit ups!
Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.
Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!
Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.
Merle: Harder than them guys!
Governer: te know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.
Merle: The man wears an eye patch!
Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.
Merle: Yea- Wait what!?
Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!
Villagers: Yeah! Hard!
Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!
Merle: HARD!
Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!
Villagers: YEAH! HARD!
Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostra that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank te everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank te very much....
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are te doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As te probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell te to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and te can definitely wait for success....
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are te doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As te probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell te to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and te can definitely wait for success....
Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed da body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most popolare film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.
The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played da America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
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The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played da America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
te know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch successivo on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough Anime trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into
Taking place in Giappone because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
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Taking place in Giappone because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
Okay… So we got a really strange one for te all today. This is definitely going to be a shorter video because… well, I don’t know what to talk about it. This is a film that is so ambiguous and so… unique, that I actually have trouble discussing it. So, I guess, today, we will be talking about the 1991… Classic?... Begotten
So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, o Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My preferito has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...
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So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, o Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My preferito has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...
