Alpha e Omega Article: Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

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Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged da a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this te meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD

Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars

*BANG!*

*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*

*Car alarm blares*

Kate: Opps.....

Humphrey: te FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!

*Hord attacks*

*5,000 Dead zombies later*

Garth: That wasnt so bad.......

Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!

Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room

Kate: sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!

*Tank appears*

Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*

Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched da tank*

Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???

Humphrey: te guys hear that?

Winston: No....

*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*

Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!

Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*

Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!

Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide cucciolo eyes*

*Garths gun accidently Goes off*

*Witch gets startled*

Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!

*Witch gets closer*

Garth: *backs away* Mommy......

Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*

Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!

*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*

Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!

Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*

The end.......?

thealphaboyz, SweetsOmega and 2 others like this

katealphawolf i am not a gaming person so i felt sorta lost, but it was good writing non the less! All i can say is that if Humphrey ever called Kate "Fucking retard" i would kick his scrawny little ass so far up a tree the Green Giant would be proud! lol and Winston needs to watch his mouth, taking God's name in vain is never okay, i hate to say it but he sorta had it coming when the gun went off after he slammed it on the ground, poor guy, should have paid more attention in hunters safety, to treat a firearm with respect and under the notion that it is always loaded, even if it physically isn't

Katelover812 Left 4 speed???????

SweetsOmega My Arctic doesn't play games like that, but he and I still laughed at the dark humor here.

63712 lol jesus

My A&O sequel idea: Prolouge

posted by Chrisbot6

Chris was woken da the sound of his alarm clock falling off the train set above and hitting the floor. He swore, turned over and tried to get back to sleep. Then his morning cup of tè hit him in the face. "Alright, alright." he muttered drowsily, wiping the sleep from hit face. "I'm getting up." He got up and got dressed in his work clothes, muttering somthing about rusty springs, and wrote in his notebook:
"Morning wake up system working fine, just so long as te enjoy having to buy a fresh set of pjamas from the mall every evening."

Chris was an inventor. In truth, he didn't have a second...

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Last Hope (part 1)

posted by zachwon2

It felt like we had been walking for weeks. The truth is we had only been walking a few hours since our last break. We had escaped the massacre only to be left wandering for days o weeks I couldn't tell anymore. There were less than a dozen of us left and we had to find a new pack if we wanted to survive. We had to go where my father had told us that Lupi were protected. I believed it to only be a story but now it was hope and the only little bit we have had left. We had to find Jasper.

The three alphas we had left estimated we would be there in less than a days walk. I wondered why they...

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Kates inner monster part 6

posted by Mitsi1991

Kates inner monster part 6

Garth continued to run as fast as he could trying his best to keep up with
Kate. Little did he know that his mate Lilly and his friend Humphrey just got
wolfnapped da a few hunters, but he ran through the forest determined to find Kate.
Garth stopped and tried to catch his breath and searched around his surroundings to see
if he could find o hear anything. "Pant,Pant shes got to be around here some where??"
"I must be at least close to finding her....... I hope!" Garth takes one last look around
and puts his nose to the ground and takes a big wiff of the earth hoping...

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The Lupi play in the NFL

posted by UriahA

Well, the main men characters of the pack unisciti the NFL.

Humphrey and Kate woke up.
“I’m hungry.”
“Let’s get some Burger King.”
“Yeah.”
They drove to Burger King.
“Hello, I cannot help te right now.”
“What!?”
“No service.”
“Really?”
“What do te want?”
“Oh, umm, can I have the McChicken sandwich, panino please.”
“They aren’t McDonalds,” Kate said.
“Are te guys McDonalds?”
“Hell no!”
“Oh then I’ll have the burger, the fries, and the Coke.”
“Ok.”
“Kate, what do te want?”
“Can I have a Battery?”
“What?”
“Sorry, we’re listening...

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katealphawolf's Alpha and Omega movie review *LONG WITH SPOILERS!*

posted by katealphawolf

What are the factors that make a animated movie a good animated movie? Alpha and Omega is one of the finest examples of a animated movie gone 100% right. Lionsgate and Crest animazione did one heck of a job creating Alpha and Omega. In these troubled times everything revolves around a slim budget and meeting the goals intended for it. A&O in my opinion is one of the greatest lupo Romeo and Juliet-style pictures that I have seen in a long time. The characters, all of them mind you, had a unique personality of their own. Kate and Humphrey were of course the center of the action but Tony, Winston,...

Humphrey the Eastern lupo

posted by westernunit-211

(The western pack are nothing but traitors and filled with disrespect to all omegas. Humphrey and the omegas moved to the Eastern territory and joined their pack who are fighting the Western wolves. However Kate and Lilly left their parents to be with the ones they Amore the most.)

Vendetta
April 12, 12:13hrs
Eastern territory

Humphrey and Kate were looking out and seeing the western border. Kate was upset and sad that her parents have mistreated him and the omegas for such a long time and now doesn't care for them any more. She moved with Humphrey to the Eastern Pack and so did her sister Lilly....

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Troubled Past (Warning: Horror, Tragedy)

posted by SentinelPrime89

A hard gust of wind blew through the tall trees in the Jasper National Park Wildlife Reserve. Lightning and thunder came afterwards, followed da a strong rainfall. Squirrels stayed hidden in their hollow albero trunks while rabbits ran into their dug-out dens and grizzlies slept within the shelter of caves. Elsewhere however, the vicious pack of Lupi were paying no mind to the harsh weather.

Slash "King" watched from beneath the shadows with a shallow expression of hope on his dampened face. His daughter, the purest Alpha in the Banff lupo pack was in labor AGAIN for the fourth time in three...

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Alpha and Omega doodles 3 (by Lynnarty)

added by Chidori1334

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 2: Wolfnapped

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 2: Wolfnapped

“So, how do we fight him?” Kenya asked.

“I-I don’t know,” Humphrey replied. “I honestly don’t know how I survived as long as I did against him.”

“Well, there has to be a way,” Adam said.

“Adam’s right,” Steven agreed. “Viggo may be smart, strong, but he’s not invincible. If he can be hurt, then he can be killed.”

“Now you’re speaking my language,” Mick chimed in.

“You have a point,” Humphrey said. “No matter how clever someone is, o how good of a fighter they are, everyone has a weakness. That includes Viggo. We just need to find...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter Chapter 5: Dawn of Destruction

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 5: Dawn of Destruction

Night had fallen and Claudette, Runt, and most of the pack had long since gone to sleep. A few Lupi remained awake to guard the borders in case something went wrong, sleeping in shifts the whole night. The rest of the giorno had gone da without event after Stinky had left and everyone thought nothing bad was going to happen. As dawn approached, however, something did happen. Something that would change everyone’s lives forever.

The sun was just beginning to come up over the horizon and the Lupi that were out on patrol could see the light peeking out from behind...

Alpha and Omega 10: Legend of the Peaceful Warrior Chapter 5: Rescue and Regroup

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 5: Rescue and Regroup

King's threatening words echoed throughout the valley as King grabbed Humphrey da the back of his neck and dragged him back inside the den. Outside, Kate and the others began debating what to do and how to come up with a plan to rescue Humphrey in so little time.

"What do we do?" Kate said. "I mean we can't just hand Runt over to them."

"No, of course not," Winston said.

"So what's the plan?" Garth asked.

"I don't know," Kate said.

She was so worried about her husband. She knew King would keep his word, which was a surprise in and of itself that he even had enough honor...

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Alpha and Omega 10: Legend of the Peaceful Warrior Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

Upon their return to Jasper, the group, now composed of Kyle's pack, hid just behind the tree-line, out of sight of King and his Rouge Wolves. o so they thought.

As they were talking amongst themselves, trying to figure out what to do, a group of Rouge Lupi came out from nowhere and attacked the group. In the chaos, a smaller group came out from behind the bushes and kidnapped Humphrey, taking him hostage.

"Kate!" he shouted as he was being dragged away. Kate turned to see him being carried off. She went to go after him but was stopped da the Rouges. Their numbers...

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Alpha and Omega: What happened to Princess?

added by TimberHumphrey

video

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Alpha and Omega 9: Missing Parents Chapter 9: The Wounded Warrior

posted by PurpleDragon02

Where Humphrey got shot

Chapter 9: The Wounded Warrior

“Humphrey!” Kate shouted.

As soon as he felt the excruciating pain in his side, Humphrey’s jaw relaxed and the man crawled out from under him, cradling his injured arm. Humphrey staggered, but remained standing. His face showed an expression of surprise rather than pain.

He turned his head and looked at Kate who just stood in the cage, horrified da what she saw. They held each other’s gaze for a moment and then Humphrey collapsed onto the ground.

“NO!”

Kenya heard the gunshot from inside the animal control car that she had been put in. As she watched her...

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Alpha and Omega 9: Missing Parents Scene 3 Script

posted by PurpleDragon02

Scene 3:

(It's early morning the successivo day, and everyone is getting ready to go on the journey to find Humphrey's parents)

Kate: te don't have to do this, te know?
Humphrey: Yes, I do, Kate. I have to do this. I have to know the truth.
Kate: Okay.
(Garth and Lilly arrive at the den)
Garth: We're ready.
(Marcel and Paddy fly in)
Marcel: As are we.
Humphrey: All we need now is Daria.
(Daria comes in)
Daria: I'm here.
Humphrey: Okay. Let's go.
(Everyone heads out of the tana, den where Winston is waiting with Cando and Hutch)
Humphrey: We're ready.
Winston: Good. Cando and Hutch will only be able to take te to the...