I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are te a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: te can.

Kowalski: Yay! I Amore lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then te can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Nachtgeschichte, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 LOL!!!! SILLY KOWALSKI!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

peacebaby7 ^Maybe you could do one with the other characters? I think you could do one with the lemurs that could crack all of us up! But only if you want to. It's just a suggestion. I'm sure you could crack us up with any of the other characters too.

mostar1219 LOOK OUT, DUMB KOWALSKI'S GOT A NOSE!!!

peacebaby7 ^TALK ABOUT RANDOM! XD

mostar1219 ^ tom ridgewell is the one who originally came up with the nose thing.

legendary7 Hooray for fish!

peacebaby7 ^AND POTATOES!

peacebaby7 YAY! WE'RE SISTERS!!!! What the crap Kowalski!?!? XDXD

mostar1219 ^ first he thinks a beaver is a bird, now he can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! XDXD Private: "But...you're an aquatic bird Kowalski!" Kowalski: *gasp* "I'm a beaver!?"

mostar1219 ^ at least he didn't say Bieber. At that moment, Kowalski probably had the same intellect as Julien, as he also thought a beaver was a bird

peacebaby7 ^IKR? A beaver doesn't even look like a bird! What the crap! XD Julien: "Eh, no. I do not want [i]penguin[/i] for lunch. Gives me the gasses. Eh, maybe another waterbird...Is the beaver fresh today?" XD

mostar1219 ^ and since when does he eat penguins or beavers?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! That's the same thing I wondered when I watched that epi.

mostar1219 ^ that beast!

peacebaby7 ^HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!

mostar1219 ^ LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! AND THE APPETITE OF A SNAKE!!!

peacebaby7 ^LOL! Hey...how do YOU know he has a nose....you been spyin on him? XD

mostar1219 ^ yea, he's been mumbling this morning on how confused he is on a lot of girls liking Kowalski.

peacebaby7 ^Oh wow! LOL! I could see that happening! XD

mostar1219 ^ LOL me too.

CuteCuddly @comments above: What the crinkestien? XD LOL, funny article.

Chapter 8=Awake and Alive

posted by beastialmoon

“Then let’s go too, and die with Jesus.” – Thomas of the Apostles, John 11:16

Chapter Seven
Awake and Alive

Hans was ready to fight as well. “So, Skipper. It comes down to this.”
“Cut the small talk and dance, Hans!” Skipper jumped in the air, while his Friends attacked from the sides. Hans easily evaded them.
“Tell me, Skipper, why is it te pursue me so? For revenge? Is that the way your faith teaches you?”
Skipper calmed down. “No.”

I’m at war with the world and they
Try and pull me into the dark
I struggle to find my faith
As I’m slipping from your arms

Skipper knew he...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter seven)

posted by warpenguin

After captuer the flag marlene got kidnapped da Dr.Blowehole but nobody notice when they go to their habitat to go to sleep but war pinguino and fun123fun stay up to plan to rescue all the of the animali that got kidnapped."What are going to do to free them?"fun123fun asked.War pinguino replyed."I don't know fun123fun."The alarm came off and all of the penguins woke up and form into battle positon."Who are you?"skipper asking for ansers."I'm jedi penguin."she anserd."Why are te her?"private asked ."I'm here to help te to plan to rescue all of the captuer animals."Jedi pinguino replyed."Do you...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter three)

posted by warpenguin

When all the penguins got in the penguins HQ and repar war pinguino he decided to tell them his story when he was in Blowhole ship.When he started his story a flashback came up."I was in Blowhole ship as one of the repareman and when the engen was damage I started at the back of the engen but when I came to the back I saw a lever.Then I pull the lever and a secret door open up.I whent in and when I reach the other side I put my head out and I saw Dr.Blowhole Iput my head in the hallway and I heard him saying that he need to make a machine that can controll the weather I ran back to the engen...

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Vendetta: Royalty, Rivalries, and Rage (ch3)

posted by littlebirdy05

Animals, varied greatly varied. Mammals were laid back and unpredictable. Reptiles, were laid back, but predictable. Then there were birds. Creatures of the avian species usually like to keep things in check. Eat what they were adapted for, migrate when they were supposed to, do things da the book. The only exceptions were pigeons, and other city birds, who had adapted to the easier way of life. Penguins were a shining example of this habit, especially in the wild, for if things were not kept in check, it could mean the difference between life and death. Of course, some birds were not quite...

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BluePost

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Hi! Amy is actually my friend's pinguino she made up. I think she is either gonna get angry that I put her in this story, o happy...Well, Idk. I also put me in it. I was bored, so I made this.)
(One-Shot)

Skipper watched Amy walked to the other side of the room. His paranoia was kicking in since she came in this morning with Icicle. Yes, but Amy has other plans other than just arguing with Skipper. So she went against him once. Big deal! It's not like she'll do it again...

"Will te stop staring at me!" she yelled, "Gosh!" Amy angrily sat down and turned on the T.V.

Skipper pulled out a bamboo...

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Ally and Kat 1

posted by woowie

It was midnight. A box arrived at the Zoo. It was dato to Zookeeper Alice, who brought the gabbia, cassa over to the pinguino exhibit, then opened it. Out came two penguins, a small one, and a taller one. Alice left once the two creatures were in the exhibit. "Where are we?" asked the smaller penguin. "I don't know.us It's too dark. A football stadium, maybe?" The two dozed off.

"Skipper, who's that?" a voice said. "I don't know, but they better leave! Rico!"
"Bleh!"
The girls woke up. "Who are you?" the small one said. "I'm Skipper," one said, "this is Kowalski, Private, and Rico." "Bleyableh!" detto one of the taller ones. "Oh. Well, I'm Kat, and this is Ally. Nice to meet you!" detto the taller girl. There was a long silence, broken da Rico. "Bleh!" he yelled.

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Thirteen

posted by Cornflak

He found Skipper sitting in the middle of the HQ.

“Private, there te are!” he detto without standing.

“Sorry ‘bout that, Skippa! Just had to feed Rico…”

He tilted his head, “I admire your tenderness, Private, but keep in mind that he’s being punished.”

“Yes, Skippa…”

Silence…

“So…how did the mission go?” Private made an attempt to make conversation.

Skipper chuckled and rolled his eyes with a smile.

“Ringtail isn’t doing anything important, and Kowalski’s probably Scrivere down his every action. I hate to say it, but the mission was a bust.”

“Oh…”

More silence…...

Mad Brother Chapter Three

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private shot up awake hearing a male scream in pain, the kind of scream when te get stabbed.

"T-That scream...Blue?" Private slipped from his bed. "I bettah go check on him.."

Soon as his flipper landed on the door handle, he felt a feeling of dread. But he opened the door and stepped out anyway. Voices groaning in pain reached him making him squeak in fear.

"Um...H-Hello?"

He jumped back with a scream as blood appeared on the ground. He held his chest as he breathed scared gasps. He scooted back when dark feather penguins came in front of him. Though, they looked like zombies if anything.

"No,...