I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are te a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: te can.

Kowalski: Yay! I Amore lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then te can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Nachtgeschichte, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 LOL!!!! SILLY KOWALSKI!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

peacebaby7 ^Maybe you could do one with the other characters? I think you could do one with the lemurs that could crack all of us up! But only if you want to. It's just a suggestion. I'm sure you could crack us up with any of the other characters too.

mostar1219 LOOK OUT, DUMB KOWALSKI'S GOT A NOSE!!!

peacebaby7 ^TALK ABOUT RANDOM! XD

mostar1219 ^ tom ridgewell is the one who originally came up with the nose thing.

legendary7 Hooray for fish!

peacebaby7 ^AND POTATOES!

peacebaby7 YAY! WE'RE SISTERS!!!! What the crap Kowalski!?!? XDXD

mostar1219 ^ first he thinks a beaver is a bird, now he can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! XDXD Private: "But...you're an aquatic bird Kowalski!" Kowalski: *gasp* "I'm a beaver!?"

mostar1219 ^ at least he didn't say Bieber. At that moment, Kowalski probably had the same intellect as Julien, as he also thought a beaver was a bird

peacebaby7 ^IKR? A beaver doesn't even look like a bird! What the crap! XD Julien: "Eh, no. I do not want [i]penguin[/i] for lunch. Gives me the gasses. Eh, maybe another waterbird...Is the beaver fresh today?" XD

mostar1219 ^ and since when does he eat penguins or beavers?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! That's the same thing I wondered when I watched that epi.

mostar1219 ^ that beast!

peacebaby7 ^HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!

mostar1219 ^ LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! AND THE APPETITE OF A SNAKE!!!

peacebaby7 ^LOL! Hey...how do YOU know he has a nose....you been spyin on him? XD

mostar1219 ^ yea, he's been mumbling this morning on how confused he is on a lot of girls liking Kowalski.

peacebaby7 ^Oh wow! LOL! I could see that happening! XD

mostar1219 ^ LOL me too.

CuteCuddly @comments above: What the crinkestien? XD LOL, funny article.

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kowalski thinking about doris,hihihi

added by amiraPOMvers

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"MONSTER!"

added by yokaisummoner

Source: (c) DREAMWORKS/NICK & ME

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Purple Kowalski and Private

added by hanz1192

Source: Alienated

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Tobacco Island

added by Lt_Kowalski

Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

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Private toy

added by eugb

Source: I took the picture

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Bff o something else

added by Colonelpenguin

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Captain Skipper, again. :P

added by Icicle1penguin

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Cyborg Rico

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Oh my gosh!

added by Icicle1penguin

Source: :O

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Whazzaa!!!XD

added by urumica

Source: YouTube

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Kowalski stretched!! xD

added by Pinksparkles01

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Normal giorno at the HQ

added by Icicle1penguin

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Peng0G

added by rico911910

Source: I am the super hero of ohio...yes, I am from Ohio

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A slight touch

added by knocktimerico

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Pom MLP LOTR crossover: chapter one

posted by misscrazel

MLP is my little pony and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person.
"Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a albero with a door and windows."Do te think they might have seen the missing person?"
They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door.
"Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
"We're looking for a missing person," detto Private. He wasn't surprised da the horn; after all,...

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PoM Humanized + Monsterized

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Just some really weird idea that popped in my head. Most of my ideas are weird, though.
It's probably not going to be that great, since I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it's worth a try!
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Kowalski walked quickly down the cobblestone streets of York. His footsteps seemed to echo loudly off the dreary building that lined the road.
It started to drizzle. Kowalski walked faster, hoping to get home dry.
It was inevitable, however. da the time he got home, he was soaked to the bone and would have been freezing cold, except vampires...

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My Recap of "The Big Move/Endangerous Species"

posted by JHNguyen93

The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo animali about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other animali from exiting it. Can the Penguins...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 1: Chained

posted by BirdG

This story is an essay to Sandrei20's "I sense evil around you" - for those, who haven't read it, here a short summary (by Sandrei herself) : "After becoming possessed da unclean spirits from Madagascar island, Skipper has turned immensely evil and becomes a public threat to all zoo habitants, especially.. to Marlene. The animali feel extremely petrified and hopeless." In the end, Marlene wakes up in her hiding place and discovers the whole zoo's in flames, explosions are heard, a thick black nube, nuvola on the sky... and she sees Skipper's foggy eyes. Then, there's another explosion, ten times stronger...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 3/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 3/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked da the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....