I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are te a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: te can.

Kowalski: Yay! I Amore lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then te can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Nachtgeschichte, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 LOL!!!! SILLY KOWALSKI!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

peacebaby7 ^Maybe you could do one with the other characters? I think you could do one with the lemurs that could crack all of us up! But only if you want to. It's just a suggestion. I'm sure you could crack us up with any of the other characters too.

mostar1219 LOOK OUT, DUMB KOWALSKI'S GOT A NOSE!!!

peacebaby7 ^TALK ABOUT RANDOM! XD

mostar1219 ^ tom ridgewell is the one who originally came up with the nose thing.

legendary7 Hooray for fish!

peacebaby7 ^AND POTATOES!

peacebaby7 YAY! WE'RE SISTERS!!!! What the crap Kowalski!?!? XDXD

mostar1219 ^ first he thinks a beaver is a bird, now he can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! XDXD Private: "But...you're an aquatic bird Kowalski!" Kowalski: *gasp* "I'm a beaver!?"

mostar1219 ^ at least he didn't say Bieber. At that moment, Kowalski probably had the same intellect as Julien, as he also thought a beaver was a bird

peacebaby7 ^IKR? A beaver doesn't even look like a bird! What the crap! XD Julien: "Eh, no. I do not want [i]penguin[/i] for lunch. Gives me the gasses. Eh, maybe another waterbird...Is the beaver fresh today?" XD

mostar1219 ^ and since when does he eat penguins or beavers?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! That's the same thing I wondered when I watched that epi.

mostar1219 ^ that beast!

peacebaby7 ^HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!

mostar1219 ^ LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! AND THE APPETITE OF A SNAKE!!!

peacebaby7 ^LOL! Hey...how do YOU know he has a nose....you been spyin on him? XD

mostar1219 ^ yea, he's been mumbling this morning on how confused he is on a lot of girls liking Kowalski.

peacebaby7 ^Oh wow! LOL! I could see that happening! XD

mostar1219 ^ LOL me too.

CuteCuddly @comments above: What the crinkestien? XD LOL, funny article.

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Horror Stories

posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear o excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as te can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....

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Kowalski's giorno Off!

posted by Bluepenguin

Kowalski's giorno Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the bacheca with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can te explain to us why te have...

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New Hero

posted by SkipperXLisa

The footsteps of webbed feet got louder as Blowhole's enemy walked

right into the trap he had laid for him. Suddenly, a black-and-white animal

flashed across the clearing. Skipper came to a stop up against the smooth

gray wall. He then stealthily slid to a small door at the end of the corner in

the desolate

room. Once he got the entry to the successivo area, he cautiously brought his

flipper to the knob. Once he was almost touching it, he quickly grabbed it.

He then turned key to revealing a new territory. Once the wooden portal

was wide open, his foe stepped into range of his trick. The penguin's eyes

widened...

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diffrent pom fan

posted by fun123fun

there are alot of diffrent pom fan here but wich one are you?

1:the paring fan

discription: likes paring people up in the mostra
NOTE: if its 2 guys like kico o pripper its a frendship paring NOT Amore LOVE!
sgins of fans:like parings and make cute nicknames epechily skilene

2:fangirls/boys
discriptoion: fangirls/boys are in Amore in with the chariters and come in two modes
miled
CRAZY!
sings of fans: talks about how they Amore him/her

3:pom/WWE fans

discription:there fan that like pom and wwe
signs of fans: post o respond to domande like "wich one would win in a fight? jhon cena o rico?"

4:pom/anime...

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chapter 6: Athena's phone is the bomb! literally.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Dr. Blow-WHAT?" Neko probably thinking of a disturbing word asked.

"Dr. Blwhole" Athena corrected. She looked at her phone in despare. "What do te think he did to it?"

"I don't know...Maybe we should take the battery out?" I tried picking the phone up. But it seemed heavier.

"Is their a new program on your phone?" Neko took it from me and turned it on. He looked into deep thinking, then looked up at me. "I'm really sorry Widget for blaming you. I should've heard your side of the story."

'Well if I did tell you, te would've though I was mental!' I thought.

"S'ok. Things happen. It's just the phone-...

specail anaucement da fun123fun and war pinguino

posted by warpenguin

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A pinguino Amore Story

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper yawned and stirred his coffee with his fish. Kowalski was preforming electrical tests on Rico, to see if an idea can really be zapped into someone's mind. Private was dusting in the corner. A typical giorno at the zoo.

"SO WHAT?
I'M STILL A ROCK STAR
I'VE GOT MY ROCK MOVES,"
P!nk's voice shook the air from the radio. Skipper went from sleepy to ready. "ALL HANDS!!! INTRUDER ALERT!" He shouted. All penguins dropped what they were doing ,though Kowalski was a little reluctant to stop a science experiment.

The Penguins were ready for action as they stood in fighting form. Skipper narrowed his...

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that te do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who te are and the dreams that te wish
i bet te know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz te know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow te until te Amore me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl te know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguino is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase te down till te Amore me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring...

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Fanfiction Contest WINNER!!!!!

posted by krazy4kowalski

And the winner is....

The Penguins of Madagascar!

I would like to thank everyone who made this contest possible, especially our two outstanding writers!

The judge reported that Operation: home Sweet home was entertaining and realistic. She detto that she could almost believe that it was an actual episode. "The creativity is unbelievable!" The Judge was quoted as saying.

On the other hand, she thought that the Spongebob entry was too short, lacked imagination, and was monotonous.

This articolo will be postato on both sites.

Spongebobers, te now have to post an articolo on your site about how much te Amore POM. te have until successivo Saturday to do so.

Penguins of Madagascar fans, commence Operation: Celebrate!!

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The Beginning - Part One

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.

Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a berretto, tappo and brings it over to the tavolo to mostra skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which te call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Kowalski with a calzino puppet.

added by FelineMae

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: ciao guys, have te seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com

box auto, box auto, garage Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long giorno after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The box auto, garage was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed pinguino was staring down at Blue. "So te came Private."

"So it is te Kiki.." He raced inoltrare, avanti only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are te doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't te Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

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They're looking at you!

added by 27Kowalski

The best Men i know

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Me

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails