I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
rose are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at te trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can baciare a guy* a bird can baciare a butterfly* the rising sun can baciare the grass* but te my friend!! yes you!! te CAN baciare MY ASS*******
If te didn't have feet te wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do te wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for te %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but te need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like te are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside da itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told te I thought te were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not te again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but te abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called te first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick te should wear a condom on your head so te can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. te just helped me realize it.
Until te called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If te ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would te say when te got there?
Wow, te looked a lot hotter from a distance!
cancella my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer te the first 25 times, what makes te think the successivo 25 will work?
how do te keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like te fell out of the ugly albero and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to te seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop te when te were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made te but we all make mistakes.
Remember Gesù loves te but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't te go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less domande and a little più shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When te were born te were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom detto never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! te must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like te but if te really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
te know the drill! te leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They detto they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are te bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to te and your stupid nonsense.
te dont know me, te just wish te did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't te go play in traffic?!
te have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont te take a giorno off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
rose are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at te trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can baciare a guy* a bird can baciare a butterfly* the rising sun can baciare the grass* but te my friend!! yes you!! te CAN baciare MY ASS*******
If te didn't have feet te wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do te wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for te %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but te need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like te are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside da itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told te I thought te were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not te again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but te abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called te first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick te should wear a condom on your head so te can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. te just helped me realize it.
Until te called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If te ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would te say when te got there?
Wow, te looked a lot hotter from a distance!
cancella my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer te the first 25 times, what makes te think the successivo 25 will work?
how do te keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like te fell out of the ugly albero and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to te seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop te when te were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made te but we all make mistakes.
Remember Gesù loves te but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't te go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less domande and a little più shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When te were born te were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom detto never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! te must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like te but if te really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
te know the drill! te leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They detto they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are te bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to te and your stupid nonsense.
te dont know me, te just wish te did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't te go play in traffic?!
te have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont te take a giorno off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around
Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around
Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry o Amore te more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave te with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to te and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if te let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and te too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
te will have your own life, everything te wanted with you.
te will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm letto when your old, knowing that te did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Amore you, I Amore te so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry o Amore te more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave te with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to te and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if te let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and te too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
te will have your own life, everything te wanted with you.
te will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm letto when your old, knowing that te did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Amore you, I Amore te so much...
~Reah
