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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rose are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at te trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can baciare a guy* a bird can baciare a butterfly* the rising sun can baciare the grass* but te my friend!! yes you!! te CAN baciare MY ASS*******

If te didn't have feet te wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do te wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for te %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but te need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like te are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside da itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told te I thought te were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not te again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but te abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called te first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick te should wear a condom on your head so te can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. te just helped me realize it.

Until te called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If te ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would te say when te got there?

Wow, te looked a lot hotter from a distance!

cancella my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer te the first 25 times, what makes te think the successivo 25 will work?

how do te keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like te fell out of the ugly albero and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to te seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop te when te were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made te but we all make mistakes.

Remember Gesù loves te but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't te go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less domande and a little più shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When te were born te were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom detto never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! te must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like te but if te really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

te know the drill! te leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They detto they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are te bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to te and your stupid nonsense.

te dont know me, te just wish te did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't te go play in traffic?!

te have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont te take a giorno off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether o not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, secondo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's carrello
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. sposta "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When te are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When te are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When te are dating..... He takes te out to have a good time.
When te are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are te going to drink?"

When te are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When te are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When te are dating..... A Single letto for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When te are married ....A King size letto feels like an army cot.

When te are dating..... te are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi, fanpop friends. These are some random bits of trivia about me.

* I think Anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My preferito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My preferito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My preferito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Scrivere regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Scrivere romantic stories.

* I'm not a fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My preferito film genres include animation,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie titolo made da fighting game fan for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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