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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rose are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at te trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can baciare a guy* a bird can baciare a butterfly* the rising sun can baciare the grass* but te my friend!! yes you!! te CAN baciare MY ASS*******

If te didn't have feet te wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do te wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for te %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but te need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like te are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside da itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told te I thought te were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not te again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but te abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called te first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick te should wear a condom on your head so te can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. te just helped me realize it.

Until te called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If te ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would te say when te got there?

Wow, te looked a lot hotter from a distance!

cancella my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer te the first 25 times, what makes te think the successivo 25 will work?

how do te keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like te fell out of the ugly albero and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to te seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop te when te were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made te but we all make mistakes.

Remember Gesù loves te but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't te go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less domande and a little più shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When te were born te were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom detto never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! te must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like te but if te really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

te know the drill! te leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They detto they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are te bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to te and your stupid nonsense.

te dont know me, te just wish te did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't te go play in traffic?!

te have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont te take a giorno off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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 Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal preferito episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be dato here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope te all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
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Avatar ride at Animal Kingdom

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Animal Kingdom night mostra celebration

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EpCot

There's another video involving a long culo chitarra for the Aerosmith ride at Hollywood Studios but you're gonna have to ask for it via pm as I do not wanna showcase a picture/vid involving me for everyone to see.

And here's a bunch of pictures from the 4 parks I went to. There's più in total but I only went to 4 this time around. The ones I went to were Animal Kingdom,Epcot,Hollywood Studios, and the main park of Disney

Enjoy the pictures and video guys. I know I enjoyed being there.

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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. te really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him più in Film like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: da the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...
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This articolo is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on spazio Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The mostra had 3 main characters: spazio Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced spazio Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...
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