One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.
Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?
Miley:.......Well the door was open.....
Tiffany:just forget it.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Miley:No...I just came in.
Taylor:So your trespassing.
Miley:No.
Joe:Hey ladies.
All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joe:What?
Selena:You broke in to my house.
Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Joe:Noooo.
Demi:Get out of here Jacob.
Joe:My name's not Jacob.
Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.
Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.
Selena:Oh my god!
Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.
Joe:Nuh-uh.
Miley:Joe your retarded.
Joe:Like your one to talk.
Miley:Shut up,you stalker!
Selena:Joe get out of my house!
Joe:But I Amore you.
Selena:Eww.
Miley:Yeah,Eww.
Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?
Joe:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Not te moron!Miley!
Miley:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Yes te are!
Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.
Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!
Joe:No.I can't leave.
Taylor:Yes te can!
Demi:Get out!!
Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!
Joe:You can't tell me what to do.
Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.
Joe:But I Amore you!
*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*
Selena:The police should be here soon.
Miley:Geez.
Demi:Shut up.
Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?
Demi:Oh,so many reasons.
Selena:Yep.
Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?
Miley:.......Well the door was open.....
Tiffany:just forget it.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Miley:No...I just came in.
Taylor:So your trespassing.
Miley:No.
Joe:Hey ladies.
All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joe:What?
Selena:You broke in to my house.
Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Joe:Noooo.
Demi:Get out of here Jacob.
Joe:My name's not Jacob.
Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.
Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.
Selena:Oh my god!
Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.
Joe:Nuh-uh.
Miley:Joe your retarded.
Joe:Like your one to talk.
Miley:Shut up,you stalker!
Selena:Joe get out of my house!
Joe:But I Amore you.
Selena:Eww.
Miley:Yeah,Eww.
Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?
Joe:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Not te moron!Miley!
Miley:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Yes te are!
Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.
Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!
Joe:No.I can't leave.
Taylor:Yes te can!
Demi:Get out!!
Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!
Joe:You can't tell me what to do.
Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.
Joe:But I Amore you!
*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*
Selena:The police should be here soon.
Miley:Geez.
Demi:Shut up.
Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?
Demi:Oh,so many reasons.
Selena:Yep.
Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
BERLIN (Reuters) – A volpe has been unmasked as the mystery thief of più than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities detto Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's tana, den and found a trove of calzature down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," detto a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a volpe femmina, vixen ha rubato, stola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's tana, den and found a trove of calzature down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," detto a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a volpe femmina, vixen ha rubato, stola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.