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posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So te broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So te broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.

Selena:Oh my god!

Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.

Joe:Nuh-uh.

Miley:Joe your retarded.

Joe:Like your one to talk.

Miley:Shut up,you stalker!

Selena:Joe get out of my house!

Joe:But I Amore you.

Selena:Eww.

Miley:Yeah,Eww.

Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?

Joe:I'm not pregnant!

Demi:Not te moron!Miley!

Miley:I'm not pregnant!

Demi:Yes te are!

Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.

Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!

Joe:No.I can't leave.

Taylor:Yes te can!

Demi:Get out!!

Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!

Joe:You can't tell me what to do.

Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.

Joe:But I Amore you!

*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*

Selena:The police should be here soon.

Miley:Geez.

Demi:Shut up.

Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?

Demi:Oh,so many reasons.

Selena:Yep.

Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so te might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner o later te just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, più will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If te get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, te must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank te when te open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people da their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if te aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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