One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.
Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?
Miley:.......Well the door was open.....
Tiffany:just forget it.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Miley:No...I just came in.
Taylor:So your trespassing.
Miley:No.
Joe:Hey ladies.
All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joe:What?
Selena:You broke in to my house.
Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Joe:Noooo.
Demi:Get out of here Jacob.
Joe:My name's not Jacob.
Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.
Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.
Selena:Oh my god!
Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.
Joe:Nuh-uh.
Miley:Joe your retarded.
Joe:Like your one to talk.
Miley:Shut up,you stalker!
Selena:Joe get out of my house!
Joe:But I Amore you.
Selena:Eww.
Miley:Yeah,Eww.
Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?
Joe:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Not te moron!Miley!
Miley:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Yes te are!
Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.
Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!
Joe:No.I can't leave.
Taylor:Yes te can!
Demi:Get out!!
Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!
Joe:You can't tell me what to do.
Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.
Joe:But I Amore you!
*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*
Selena:The police should be here soon.
Miley:Geez.
Demi:Shut up.
Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?
Demi:Oh,so many reasons.
Selena:Yep.
Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?
Miley:.......Well the door was open.....
Tiffany:just forget it.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Miley:No...I just came in.
Taylor:So your trespassing.
Miley:No.
Joe:Hey ladies.
All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joe:What?
Selena:You broke in to my house.
Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.
Taylor:So te broke in?
Joe:Noooo.
Demi:Get out of here Jacob.
Joe:My name's not Jacob.
Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.
Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.
Selena:Oh my god!
Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.
Joe:Nuh-uh.
Miley:Joe your retarded.
Joe:Like your one to talk.
Miley:Shut up,you stalker!
Selena:Joe get out of my house!
Joe:But I Amore you.
Selena:Eww.
Miley:Yeah,Eww.
Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?
Joe:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Not te moron!Miley!
Miley:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Yes te are!
Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.
Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!
Joe:No.I can't leave.
Taylor:Yes te can!
Demi:Get out!!
Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!
Joe:You can't tell me what to do.
Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.
Joe:But I Amore you!
*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*
Selena:The police should be here soon.
Miley:Geez.
Demi:Shut up.
Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?
Demi:Oh,so many reasons.
Selena:Yep.
Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the fiore girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure te disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call te repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure te set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Cioccolato fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid sposta da getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the fiore girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure te disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call te repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure te set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Cioccolato fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid sposta da getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. budino Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the Anime she's hyper, active and has the best Amore interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured da the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured da the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your Friends hit te on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until te have $20 o more.
#7 If te have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bambini come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o Musica videos.
#4 Go around Canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
