random Article: Joe Jonas:stalker

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posted by meow_girl

One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So te broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So te broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.

Selena:Oh my god!

Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.

Joe:Nuh-uh.

Miley:Joe your retarded.

Joe:Like your one to talk.

Miley:Shut up,you stalker!

Selena:Joe get out of my house!

Joe:But I Amore you.

Selena:Eww.

Miley:Yeah,Eww.

Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?

Joe:I'm not pregnant!

Demi:Not te moron!Miley!

Miley:I'm not pregnant!

Demi:Yes te are!

Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.

Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!

Joe:No.I can't leave.

Taylor:Yes te can!

Demi:Get out!!

Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!

Joe:You can't tell me what to do.

Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.

Joe:But I Amore you!

*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*

Selena:The police should be here soon.

Miley:Geez.

Demi:Shut up.

Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?

Demi:Oh,so many reasons.

Selena:Yep.

Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......

deathding, kaboomgirl and 2 others like this

Twilight_Dream lol, funny. but i doubt Demi would hit Joe. thats her bf. lol. and who the heck is Tiffany?

meow_girl Tiffany Thornton,she's from sonny with a chance,she plays Tawni Hart.

Heya Eh, who are these people?

meow_girl Joe Jonas,Demi Lavoto,Selena Gomez,Miley Cyrus,Tiffany Thornton and Taylor Swift.

taytrain97 Wasn't this posted here sometime last year or something? I remember reading a story like this when I first joined here...

meow_girl Well I did post it in a different spot.

DxC_lover98 lol i luv this. Demi, Selena, Taylor, & Tiffany r awesome!!!!!!!!! I hate Miley tho.

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If te think stereotypes are bad......

posted by DramaQueen1020

All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.

1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...

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Vamp-Out - Chapter 1 Part 1

posted by nevenkastar

Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)

1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope te like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, te see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I Amore animali so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be più precisely in London. In a small,...

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Stupid domande with the Smart risposte

posted by pure-angel

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??
BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would te stay there??
SHARON : Have te ever had a hot passionate,...

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5 ways to impress to ur CRUSH

posted by mae_cait_001

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new ways to order pizza

posted by karpach_13

New ways to order pizza
Are te tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep te entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostra where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arcobaleno Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first giorno of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...

In-Indie - Mulaka

posted by windwakerguy430

Native culture… yes. Indie games always seem to really crack into that creative nature that it is known for, and thanks to no limitations, they can find inspiration in a vast number of things. And for today's game, they got their inspiration from the culture of the native Tarahumara, who were known for long distance running. It’s definitely an interesting concept and one that actually fascinates me. What are the Tarahumara and what is their culture like? Well, let
S play the indie titolo Mulaka and find out.