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topez99 said:
Harry: I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don’t know why. Uuuurg! I’m gona take it out on people I like! (Ron appears.) Ron: Hello Harry! What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today? Harry: No tomfoolery today Ron. I’m sick of your dreadful speckled mug! Ron (quietly): Why must te hurt me in this way Harry? (Hermione appears.) Hermione: Yea! What’s your problem Harry?! Harry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can’t hold down a girlfriend, and I’m surrounded da f(bleep)ing goblins and sh(bleep) all the time! I mean what the f(bleep)! Ron: But it’s magic, Harry! The goblins are magical! Harry: Well I still have nightmares about Doby eating my skin clean off every night! I can’t take it anymore! I quit magic! (Ron gasps.) Hermione: But what about fighting You-know-who?! Harry: Fine. It’s all up to te now Ron. Ron (stuttering): But, but, but, but, but, but, no. Harry: Come on now, go fight him! (Harry pushes Ron to successivo screen where Voldy is standing) (Ron whimpers.) Voldy: Hello little child. (Ron continues wimpering and stuttering) Voldy: Whant a piece of me? What. Ron (stuttering): No sir. (Ron runs away.) Voldy: Yea, te run away. (Back to first screen, Ron runs in) Ron: I can’t do it! Hermione: te tried your best Ron. Ron: What’s Harry doing? (Screen shifts to Harry.) Harry (while hitting his head on the wall): Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst… (Back to Ron and Hermione.) Hermione: He’s a little off today, haven’t te noticed? Ron: Maybe he’s in love. Hermione: Who would fall in Amore with such an-(cut off da Ron) Ron: Maybe he needs a hug! (Screen shift to Harry.) Harry: I don’t want a hug! (Ron appears.) Ron: Give me a hug Harry! Harry: NO! (Ron hugs Harry.) Ron: Hugging! Harry: I’ll wound you! (Harry pushes Ron to successivo screen, he follows.) (Screen shifts back again to first screen.) (Harry and Ron fight, Hermione watches.) (Hermione leaves, Snape arrives.) Snape: What is this rumpus? Ron: Harry hit me. Harry: Ron invaded my personal bubble! Snape: Me thinks some severe punishment is in order here. Harry and Ron (quietly): Oh no. Snape: The two of te shall be dragged da your ears to the dungeons, where a drunkun Filtch will be awaiting with a cactus and a croquet mat, and then-(cut of da Harry and Ron) Harry and Ron (wands up preforming a spell): Pantalouneous poopacus! (Rings of light pass through Snape) Sanpe (while mumbling): I have to…leave now. Bye. (Snape leaves slowly.) (Dumbledore arives laughing.) Dumbledore: Ha, ha, ha! Man that was awsome guys! Ron: Thanks Dumbledore! Dumbledore: Are te still full of that wizard angst Harry? Harry: I think I can appreciate life alot più now. Dumbledore: Well that’s just fantastic! My point is i'll start caring when te learn how to spell. Hun
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