Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and commento =P
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once più at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure da now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
