Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and commento =P


Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.