Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and commento =P
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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Ok so here is a bunch of random Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG te needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope te liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG te needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope te liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!