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Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
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once i was at a movie theater with my Friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are te and we were like why dose it matter and he detto no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like te need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because te get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time te lick a stamp.

-It takes più calories to eat a piece of sedano than the sedano provides te with.

-Many people think eating pesce makes te più intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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1. Go outside, and if te see someone, take the random person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic baciare scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sede, sedile of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Cani only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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