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Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and commento =P


Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between te and the people in front of te while waiting in line.
Every time te pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind te in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let te off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, o pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an articoli on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an articolo about reasons why te should do pointe
1. te get to be taller
2. te can use them in self defense
3. te can... what te don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 ora Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done da a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the giorno of the...
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added by akatsuki_otaku
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus concerto with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the concerto and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl o not). Make sure te both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez o Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's giacca in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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mostra this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT data IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend postato these on her bebo page a while fa so I thought I'd share them with te :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

più famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy raggio, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, Cioccolato affects a dog's cuore and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are più active sleeping than watching TV

-There are più chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After te cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and fuoco trucks so te get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what te are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let te in front of him/her, mostra your appreciation da letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people successivo to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Friends at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if te throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ask everyone te meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum più gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting più till te reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage o compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens o stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the divano last night watching some rubbish Televisione mostra and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arcobaleno colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Amore te soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Amore te more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting te a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting te one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuti later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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