Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and commento =P
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
BERLIN (Reuters) – A volpe has been unmasked as the mystery thief of più than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities detto Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's tana, den and found a trove of calzature down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," detto a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a volpe femmina, vixen ha rubato, stola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's tana, den and found a trove of calzature down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," detto a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a volpe femmina, vixen ha rubato, stola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in più 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut erba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be più successivo week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in più 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut erba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be più successivo week.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the fiore girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure te disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call te repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure te set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Cioccolato fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid sposta da getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the fiore girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure te disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call te repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure te set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Cioccolato fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid sposta da getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit te on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until te have $20 o more.
#7 If te have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bambini come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o Musica videos.
#4 Go around Canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
