Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He cut it off when he grew up b/c it was stopped up and he couldn't handle it.

Who is Rowena Ravenclaw??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Are you sure her name is Rowena? Last time I checked it was Garfield.

Who was Nigellus Black?
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più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Um okay.....lol

James best friend.

Who is James Potter??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
My uncle.

What is Buckbeak?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
My pet Green Bean.

Who is Sirus Black??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Rebecca Black's Grandfather.

What are the qualities of a Gryffindor?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Mean Snappy witty

What is Harry's owls name??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Bugs Bunny.

Why are the Dursleys muggles?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
They're these things that live underground and they don't like witches or wizards.


What is the name of a thing that turns into a wolf??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Waldo.

Why did Buckbeak strike Draco in POA?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because he didn't like his hair.

Why did Harry have to learn a patronus??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Because it's a Voldy repellant.

Why was Ron scared of spiders?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because he thinks they will kill him in the middle of the night.

Who is the guy who has 7 horcrux's??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Justin Bieber.

Why did Voldemort give Harry the scar?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c he was jealous.

Why was Voldy jealous??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Because Voldemort didn't receive any cookies.

What happened to Voldemort's hair?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He got cancer so it fell out.

Why is Voldy evil??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Because his brain exploded out of his head, like a nuclear bomb.

Why is Bellatrix crazy?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Beacause one day her mom did her hair wrong and it is permanently stuck like it is now.

Who is Sirius Black??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A type of cheese sandwich.

What is a Time Turner?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A really really delicious desert.

What is an amangius??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A Greek God who was famous for his immense strength and courage.

What is Wizengamot?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A house-elf from planet Mars.

What is a wizard??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A pandemic that caused widespread disease.

What is a Grindylow?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A person who likes to eat ALL the time!!!

What is a werewolf??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
My whole family tree.

What is a troll?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A really small monster.

What is a unicorn??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
He was a character made by Disney, who starred in Aladin.

What are merpeople?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
They're people who fly!!

What is Quidditch??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
It's a small shrimp, which is commonly found in the Pacific Ocean.

What is a Quaffle?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Its a large fish that eats people.

What is a beater??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A newly released fragrance by Paris Hilton.

What does a Chaser do?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A chaser is someone who defends the net in this game called basketball.

What is a snitch??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
David Cameron.

What is a bludger?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A fat person.

What is a broom??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Something you sweep with, when you are doing your housework.

What is Butterbeer?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Its a type of really yummy Ice Cream.

What is a quill??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A newspaper that the Working Class reads.

What books did Harry need for his 1st year?
più di un anno fa Kitcatcmp said…
Harry only needed one book, How To Succeed in Wizarding World Without Even Trying"

Who is Draco Malfoy?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A type of toilet paper.

Who is Lucius Malfoy??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
He's the Twerking World Champion.

What does Rita Skeeter look like?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
She looks like my cat but human.

What amingus is Sirus Black??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A psychotic pencil.

What is Rita Skeeter's animagus?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A MAD bee.

What is Snape's patronus??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A dinosaur.

What is Dumbledore's patronus?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A tree.

What is Luna's patronus??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Her favourite teddy bear.

Who is Garrick Ollivander?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A hobo who lives on Diagon Ally.

Who is Severus Snape??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
It's the name of Shrek's swamp.

Why is Hermione so bossy?
più di un anno fa totalpotterfan said…
Because she hates magic!!!

Who does Ron marry?