Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Draco, he has always had a secret crush on him.

Who does Hermione marry??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
The local vicar, who goes be the name Patrick.

Why is Voldemort so arrogant?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He's jealous of Harry's beauty.

Who does Harry marry??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Justin Bieber.

How did Dumbledore die?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He falls off a broom playing Quidditch.

How does Snape die??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Voldemort just looked at him.

How did Lupin die?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He was attacked by a Werewolf.

How did Tonks die??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
She saw a picture of a clown.

How did Colin Creevey die?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
His camera was possesed.

How did Fred/George die??
(sorry can't remember which one died)
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
((It was Fred, who died.))

Fred challenged George in a jousting competition. Unfortunately, Fred saw Voldemort and died.

How did Voldemort die?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
(thats what I thought)

He fell off a cliff.

How did Harry 'die'.
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Harry drank too much whiskey.

Why is Voldemort's face distorted?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A spell went wrong during charms class. That also lead to why he is so evil. He was always really after the Charms teacher.

Why did Draco want to be a Death Eater??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Because he liked Twilight and took inspiration from Volturi.

Why do the Death Eaters wear masks?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
(omg thats amazing!!!)
Because their faces are sooooo ugly.

What to the students wear to Hogwarts??
Wotch-ya commented…
Thanks. più di un anno fa
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
My Little Pony Onesies.

What do you study in Herbology?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Potions.

What do you do in Transfiguration??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Listen, analyze and perform Justin Bieber songs.

What is apparition?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
It's when you learn to drive a car.

What is Potions Class??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A lesson that teaches you about farts and how to control them.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry have a motto: What is the motto?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
If you are in trouble go to the office and get help.

What is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A mental institute for people who listen to rock music.

Where is Hogwarts?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Underground Meheco.

Can you just go wandering into Hogwarts??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
What do you think it is?? Snakes & Ladders.

Why do you have to be careful on the stairs, at Hogwarts?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because they have minds of their own and they will drop you.

What is the place where you eat at Hogwarts??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
On the roof.

Where is the food made in Hogwarts? And who works there?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
In the Headmaster's office and Dumbledore works there.

What was the big giant thing in the beginning on SS??
più di un anno fa totalpotterfan said…
A massive bouncy ball!

Why is Ron scared of spiders??
più di un anno fa superDivya said…
Because they are pretty!

Why is Voldemort after Harry?
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Because Harry had beaten Voldemort in Chess.

What colour is Voldemort's robes?
superDivya commented…
Good one!! più di un anno fa
più di un anno fa superDivya said…
Rainbow colour!

Why did Pettigrew change into a mouse?
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
That's actually disputed, as to whether he turns into a mouse. I've always thought he turns into a slug, that's probably why he's angry with me.

What is a Horcrux?
più di un anno fa superDivya said…
A feather used to tickle Voldemort while he is sleeping!

What is a boggart?
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
That 99p deal, served at McDonalds.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
più di un anno fa superDivya said…
A vampire bar where humans sell there own blood to werewolves and vampires!

What is a niffler?
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A type of punctuation mark.

How did Voldemort die?
più di un anno fa superDivya said…
Harry poked a pencil in his eye.

Why does Fudge gets chucked out from his office?
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
He threw a major temper tantrum because he didn't like Rufus Scrimgeour.

Why did Umbridge hate Harry?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c she's jealous that Harry gets to talk to Voldy. You see she has a major crush on him....

Why is Voldy so ugly??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
He had the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, but he only got basic treatment.

Why are trolls ugly?
più di un anno fa totalpotterfan said…
Because they don't eat enough cheese.

What is Umbridge's favourite colour?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Black. Duh! Isn't it obvious!!

What is Dumbledore's pet??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
A jam doughnut.

Who is Dumbledore's enemy?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
His pet rock he had when he was 9.

Who is Voldy's enemy??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Snoop Dogg

Who is Harry's enemy?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Hermione.

Who or what is the DA??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
DA means Dirty Art, self explanatory really.

Why was Dobby killed?
GoodWitchesRAJA commented…
Amore it più di un anno fa
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c he was a threat to Harry's success

Why did the Golden Trio take Ollivander the goblin and Luna to the Safe House??
più di un anno fa Wotch-ya said…
Because they liked Twilight and wanted to cleanse them.

How did Voldemort kill?
più di un anno fa GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He threw them in a portal and they died.

How did Voldy die??