Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
Dumbledore. Shhhh Its a secret

Who does Hermione work for
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
the KKK

who is dumbledore gay for
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
Yoda. He <3 the Force

Where did Yoda and Dumbledor meet
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
On the Death Star

What's the worst thing you can call a muggle-born?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
А plumber, а really big insult

Where does Snape work
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
Stop-and-Shop

How does Sirius die?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
Overeating with mc donalds in their new restaurant in Azkaban

Can Severus Snape cook
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
He tried once but he blew up half of Durmstang

Who is Snape's favorite student?
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
Scabbers

what was ginny's pet
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
a cat

What is Fred and George's joke shop called?
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
Hogwarts

How did Harry became a horcrux?
più di un anno fa Bellatrix666 said…
He didn't pay enough attention during charm lesson and made a mistake while trying to perform a cheering charm.

What is a thestral?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
A liquorice candy bar

Where can you find a dementor
più di un anno fa Bellatrix666 said…
The best place to find one is madam Puddifoot's tea shop, but you can find one in any warm and happy places.

Where would you go if I asked you to find a Bezoar?
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
to dumbledore's office

why did harry name his son albus severus
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
Because he thought of the 2 oddest names possible and Ginny said "why not?"

how did voldemort die?
più di un anno fa sarok said…
Voldemort died while he was playing with Elder wand(by a mistake)

What is Harry's favorite subject?
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
Chemistry

Who did Lily end up with?
più di un anno fa sarok said…
Filch...she always had a crush on him

What's Harry's boggart?
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
Dumbledore

What does the spell "Wingardium Leviosa" do?
più di un anno fa sarok said…
It will make you to a frog

How did Harry's parents died?
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
Car-crash

What is Mrs. Norris?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
Harry's cross-dressing uncle from Sweeden named Larry

What are Bertie Botts made of
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
arm fat and worms

why are there no muggles at Hogwarts?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
Wizards are allergic to them

How do you summon a Patronus
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
You call for it

How do you get a wand?
più di un anno fa sarok said…
That's easy u can find it in all shopping centers

What is Dumbledore Army?
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
The army for the country of Dumbledore

Who is Dolores Umbridge?
più di un anno fa blingz_13 said…
Umbridge is a sick old woman who hates people mostly Death Eaters

What does Stupefy do?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
It gets stupid people high. You misspelled it its Superfly.

How is a chocolate frog made
più di un anno fa lilith84 said…
You drown live frogs in liquid chocolate.

What's an animagus?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
A piece of the frog stuck in your teeth

How can you make a Patronus
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
by farting really loud

who teach potions?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
Professor Porpington - Nick took up the job after Snape drowned in the lake

Who does Harry marry?
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
...he didn't. he got killed in the war before he could propose to hermione

who wrote fantastic beasts and where to find them?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
Me.

Why did Professor Lupin resign?
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
he and sirius eloped.

why was harry sorted into gryffindor?
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
Because he was dumb, a mud-blood, and wasn't loyal. Even though there wasn't much of it bravery was his biggest quality

Who was the first girl Harry liked?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
Me (haha sorry I couldn't resist...)

Why did Harry say "Not Slytherin, not Slytherin" when he was bieng sorted?
più di un anno fa Fangirl521 said…
Because the girl he liked would hate him

How did Ceric Diggory die?
più di un anno fa sisi_st said…
He died but ... I saw him in the sequal how was it called Twilight or something like that

How did Hermione get the Time Turner
più di un anno fa Haonako said…
She stole it from Neville.

Why did the Marauders decided to be animagi?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
So they could experience the eating habits of those animals

Why did Quirrel let the troll into the dungeons?
più di un anno fa Flickerflame said…
As a social experiment.

What was hidden by Quirrel's turban?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
Well, Quirrel was really scared of vampires, so he had garlic in his turban

Who is Buckbeak?
più di un anno fa Flickerflame said…
Hagrid's younger brother

How do you distinguish between a werewolf and a real wolf?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
werewolves enjoy opera, real wolves can't stand it.

What is a bowtruckle?
più di un anno fa Flickerflame said…
A small insect which eats bow ties

What does Professor McGonagall teach?
più di un anno fa hermionesparks said…
Physics to kindergarten kids

How did Dumbledore get the Elder wand?
più di un anno fa ScarOfTheWind said…
He got it from Neville who didn't like the shape of it

Who are the three brothers?