Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and commento =P
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A baciare is a few bits of Amore compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A baciare is two divided da nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A baciare is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A baciare is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A baciare is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A baciare is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A baciare is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A baciare is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A baciare is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A baciare is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A baciare is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A baciare is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A baciare is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is più common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
più famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy raggio, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
più famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy raggio, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone te meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum più gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting più till te reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum più gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting più till te reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the divano last night watching some rubbish Televisione mostra and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arcobaleno colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Amore te soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Amore te more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting te a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting te one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuti later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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Ok so here is a bunch of random Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG te needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope te liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG te needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope te liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!