When te realize you're 100% trash for a singer

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Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule più people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule più people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't te taking your breaks ? postato più di un anno fa

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! postato più di un anno fa

How much do te want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll postato più di un anno fa

My hair is so greasy from not mostrare that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to te postato più di un anno fa

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D postato più di un anno fa

Who here believes in magic? postato più di un anno fa

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Someday, people. Someday... postato più di un anno fa

I hope everyone has a great day~ postato più di un anno fa

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF postato più di un anno fa

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, te don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a trattore and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine postato più di un anno fa

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) postato più di un anno fa

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first commenti and risposte on this site. Just one domanda to my past self - why did te have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! postato più di un anno fa

You've got a lot of nerve te one-eyed monsta !!!! postato più di un anno fa

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, spazio travel, self driving cars, più useful smartphones, più cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future postato più di un anno fa

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. postato più di un anno fa

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today da cooking me breakfast this morning instead postato più di un anno fa

“You might think I Lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Some old lady at the truck stop: te look pale, are te okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! te can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god postato più di un anno fa

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

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I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi postato più di un anno fa

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected da Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She detto they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the bacheca during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. postato più di un anno fa

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the successivo several days postato più di un anno fa

So I talked to the publisher the successivo step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. postato più di un anno fa

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

te get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game postato più di un anno fa

te know what.....we should just like, start a random lyric chain XD original lyrics o just whatever. postato più di un anno fa

During a recente omaggio off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do te call it when someone stomps on a plant?
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...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD postato più di un anno fa

If I made a club for creepy video would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff te can find around the web. postato più di un anno fa

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

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how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD postato più di un anno fa

hello postato più di un anno fa

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally o physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. postato più di un anno fa

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me postato più di un anno fa

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six o seven. postato più di un anno fa

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open giacca kind of giorno postato più di un anno fa

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me Amore dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 postato più di un anno fa

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. postato più di un anno fa

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl postato più di un anno fa

My headaches like..

Fuck te wake up.

Fuck te don't have fun.

Fuck te just because fuck you. postato più di un anno fa

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer te up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere postato più di un anno fa

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach postato più di un anno fa

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But da the very successivo day, I'm freezing my fucking culo off. I Amore Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. postato più di un anno fa

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic cagna postato più di un anno fa

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work o I'll cry postato più di un anno fa

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my password and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. postato più di un anno fa

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T postato più di un anno fa

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday o holiday could be. postato più di un anno fa

When te fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because te fucked up royally.

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Yk what's hella ironic. I really Amore wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 stella, star (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao postato più di un anno fa

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything postato più di un anno fa

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as te want.

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Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as forum as opposed to constantly putting it in risposte sections? postato più di un anno fa

Not saying I'm eager to die o anything but I'm really looking inoltrare, avanti to roaming the planet as a ghost. postato più di un anno fa

I think I might make an ultimate waifu lista to go with my relatable characters list. o I can make a forum here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. postato più di un anno fa

random fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of te who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may o may not have slipped off my truck letto today and hurt my back postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 postato più di un anno fa

It's also "National Be Nasty" giorno XD postato più di un anno fa

Happy woman's giorno everyone postato più di un anno fa

ciao college students, my Friends are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. postato più di un anno fa

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to te guys. postato più di un anno fa

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking inoltrare, avanti to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss o why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. postato più di un anno fa

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to sposta to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. postato più di un anno fa

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. postato più di un anno fa

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some hash brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me postato più di un anno fa

When te can't see the forest o the trees
For all the colori of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, Amore postato più di un anno fa

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" postato più di un anno fa

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have più reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. postato più di un anno fa

TFW someone blocks te and then blames te for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when te really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. postato più di un anno fa

It’s been so long since I got on here. ciao everyone how’s everything? postato più di un anno fa

I have been finding myself to be in quite a Nightcore Mood lately. Perhaps, I should ask for help but the thing is that I don't really want to !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Just picked up Skyrim. I was expecting to go and become this badass dragon slaying war maiden, but no, I'm a mom because this poor orphan kid was tugging at my heartstrings and I had to grind for a house to put her in because kids deserve to be happy goddamnit postato più di un anno fa

Tfw someone randomly blocks te and te have no idea wth te even do. Mind te I was Friends with this person too. Well I thought.. postato più di un anno fa

This current round of the icona contest is absolutely phenomenal so far. postato più di un anno fa

I feel like I have to rep the other fandoms like comics,etc because hardly anyone is in that fandom on random lol postato più di un anno fa

A random guy asked "Do te Amore anime?"......................in the Anime club. postato più di un anno fa

That feeling when te successfully remember your PSN password after 8 failed attempts postato più di un anno fa

So, the other day, my social worker and I went to Publix to start my application. Got that done. Then on our successivo visit, we had to update my application to include my zip code (I forgot my wallet the 1st time). And afterwards, we went to the bakery department to speak to the manager of that part of the store. And according to her, they cannot hire those without any prior experience. So.... that was a bummer. BUT, I'm not giving up, because I can still work in a different department there. postato più di un anno fa

I did some research and found out that a typical short story is between 3,000 and 10,000 words. I am at 4,000 and feel so reassured lmao. I'm about half way done with the story so I'm feeling pretty good right now. postato più di un anno fa

8theBabe: *playing LOZ breath of the wild, gets an item called farming hoe* Eithne, it you
Me: wow okay postato più di un anno fa

Fanpoper's Gallery Captions: Oh yeah this is me. After work out, yeah dude look this is me.

Me: Betch nah. No one on fanpop here has abs like that lmao. *googles it* Ahhh yes. Totally a famous Pakistani super model. postato più di un anno fa

Seriously, più and più people are voting my two sondaggi in the way they're not supposed to! Is it really that hard to read this shit "(Don't pick the ones te already know.)"? o maybe some of them just went "Screw that! I'm gonna my favorite!"? postato più di un anno fa

Come dance with me cause now we're free to love
Love, love, love, love

I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
In love, Amore postato più di un anno fa

Exact words from one of the ranch boys: "I thought te were going to be an even bigger cagna than te already are when te get pregnant. Turns out you're just sad all the time." WELL FUCK te TOO DARIUS postato più di un anno fa

Someone please yell at me to get off of fanpop and start working on my story.
Thx. postato più di un anno fa

*deep voice* Obi Wann told te about your father, did he? postato più di un anno fa

Watching K-ON! on my DVD box set with my friend. He keeps commenting on all the Musica references in the Anime series. Cause my friend is a guitarist. And can relate to this Anime. And enjoying some Anime time with a friend. postato più di un anno fa

The snowbank at the end of my driveway is now taller than I am. postato più di un anno fa

im not dead guys srry postato più di un anno fa

its funny and also weird that time runs really slow during a lecture while it runs super fast during exams! -_-
today all the classes were super slow and boring and was really hot even though the AC was on! :/ postato più di un anno fa

If any of te roleplay and/or have an Instagram account, check out @barry_.flash and @multiverse.king1 ... They are my rp accounts on there. postato più di un anno fa

I finally got TheLefteris24 to start watching "Saint Seiya".
Its great to see that the "Saint Seiya" fanbase on fanpop is starting to get bigger. postato più di un anno fa

"Deja vu
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the cerca is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah" postato più di un anno fa

tfw when te have anxiety problems and your work leaves a voicemail and asks te to come in for a few hours, so te have to think about what you're going to say for a half an hour, gear yourself up for it for an ora and a half, finally have to write a script of what you're going to say, and then wait 15 minuti for the room to be empty just so te can make a 30 secondo phone call saying "I'm too busy sorry". postato più di un anno fa

I just ate two scoops of Cioccolato ice cream with dark Cioccolato ice cream sauce
I'm currently in heavennnnn postato più di un anno fa

I Amore the pure regret I hear in rude drive thru attendees voices when they realized they just snapped at someone who has Lost his voice. postato più di un anno fa

''Tell me what it's like to feel alive
I'll mostra te that I've dato all I have
When I'm feeling down from loneliness
Tell me it's alright
Tell me it's alright
mostra me what it's like to feel the rain
Tell me that the sun will shine again
When I'm feeling Lost and hopeless
Tell me it's alright
Tell me it's alright
I am such a wreck...'' postato più di un anno fa

Surround Productions New video! superiore, in alto 5 SCARIEST Commercials. Check it out! link postato più di un anno fa

I HEREBY DECLARE A cuore WAR IN THE KINGDOM OF THE random CLUB!! postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes I wonder how I am an extremely smart person but I still do incredibly stupid things Gesù christ.

*Trying to figure out why speakers wasn't responding to being connected* *was trying to figure out this problem for hours* *puts speaker cord INTO wrong jack this whole time* *Realizes I forgot which jack it should go into and put it into right jack* *Instantly works*

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