Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV? postato più di un anno fa

Someone told me to share a bit about myself. So, I will. I like milk.. postato più di un anno fa

fan me, I fan you? postato più di un anno fa

I do not handle sore throats very well. I whine and moan like a small child. postato più di un anno fa

Patrick: *opens jar* Oh no, I broke it!! D: postato più di un anno fa

Beautiful games that deserve più attention. Personally, I think Okami is an even better story than FFX. Okamiden is the best 3DS game yet. postato più di un anno fa

Grrr now the pictures are overlapping! I HATE overlapping Pictures!!!!FIX THIS MESS!!!

I Hate the new Blue Screen of Death look! postato più di un anno fa

"That's against the rules!" Reply: "but there are no rules..." postato più di un anno fa

awsome beef cut dager elaphent fat guter hellicopter igwanna jump baciare lamp mississippy nuget ocean puke quote rum sunshine taffey uinicorn furgone, van wag x-ray yummy zileophone postato più di un anno fa

Tobuscus peeps anyone?? postato più di un anno fa

Ahem. *Clears throat.* Why does everyone call me Shizu-chan? Calling me Shizuo is actually easier and it's my actual name.. *Shakes head.* postato più di un anno fa

I hate it when people pour my cereal.
They don't know the amount of latte I like.
They don't know how much cereal I want.
They don't know me.
They don't know my life.
They don't know what I've been through. postato più di un anno fa

good grammar online is cool bad grammar online is cool shut the fuck up we're not Scrivere essays postato più di un anno fa

rose are red,
Amore is shit,
I hope everyone dies on the Apocalypse except me,
So I can stab a tree,
And I hate Rebecca Black,
Valentine's giorno is dumb,
I hate everything,
This is a poem,
Except it's not,
I don't fucking Amore you.

Goodbye ya BASTARDS! >.< postato più di un anno fa

Again with the printer ads on my profilo page....O.O WTF????? postato più di un anno fa

I just bought myself a nice little gift for Christmas!! :D Every year, I buy myself a few gifts and avvolgere them up, then write on the gift card:

"From: Me
To: Me, I Amore you! xox"

Then when I unwrap it, I tell myself (out loud):

"Oh my God! How did te know??? That's exactly what I wanted, thank te so much :D!!"

It freaks out my sister's boyfriend...

Anyone else does this o am I the only one?? postato più di un anno fa

That moment in life when te wanna post something on you're bacheca and te got nothing to say.....Oh wait, I just found something to say.

link
ಠ_ಠ here. postato più di un anno fa

I am going to maurituis jippie postato più di un anno fa

iNyeh postato più di un anno fa

Thumbs Dow If U Agree

PROBLEM? postato più di un anno fa

I freak out every time I see a post with bad grammar. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys get me some Amore plz postato più di un anno fa

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man—living in the sky—who watches everything te do, every minuto of every day. And the invisible man has a special lista of ten things he does not want te to do...And if te do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fuoco and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send te to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. postato più di un anno fa

I got into some kind of internet political argument recently and the guy was all like
"Look little girl, I am a well educated Danish....!"
Me: Hahaha~ What!?!
*thinks about it for a second*
Ohhh......*facepalm*
The nationality type of Danish,
..............not the pastry. :/ postato più di un anno fa

Awesome question: "Is there a check the check engine light light?" postato più di un anno fa

Mother: "Hey, where is *Insert item name*?"

Me: "Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm not sure. I can look, but no promises."

Mother: "5 seconds."

Me: "Oh look! Here it is." postato più di un anno fa

"I am something no one wants to look at for long. They won't. I'll make sure of that." ~Edward Hyde postato più di un anno fa

who is the pancake fellow postato più di un anno fa

rip cry's internet postato più di un anno fa

Please vote for the Outmeal Breakfast postato più di un anno fa

I never open a door,
o pull out a chair.
te can tell me how your giorno was
but I don't really care.
And if te ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave te my jacket.... postato più di un anno fa

Wow this club is dead and the domande are so fucking stupid!!! postato più di un anno fa

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when te wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.” postato più di un anno fa

My Sticks Dead, Good Luck Boys! postato più di un anno fa

*Eye twitches.*
I really hate violence.. postato più di un anno fa

WANTED: A warden for the Asylum. Must be: Cruel, merciless and Amore to torture all while being able to appear absolutely normal to the public.
First person to call it gets it.

link postato più di un anno fa

Will there be new dbz movie o (Eps) postato più di un anno fa

I think my MDD is getting worse :( postato più di un anno fa

te know, i kind of hate my life. postato più di un anno fa

The moment te know about Yaoi is moment your innocence is gone.

Forever.

DONT EVEN GET ME ATARTED ON SHIPPING- postato più di un anno fa

Why are all the club Getting slow no one post on like Anime and dragon ball z and random (Lame) Get posting postato più di un anno fa

Now that the Twinkies are gone,
I feel really sorry for that guy from Zombieland.... postato più di un anno fa

In my dream I am the stella, star it is me postato più di un anno fa

Wtf, someone just told me Devil-worshiping atheist poisoned my mind, because i don't necessarily believe in god o a god? Dafuq? postato più di un anno fa

i keep hearing something o someone in my backyard in the woods...and what/whoever it is keeps unclipping my dog from her leash out there. it's creepy because we would never see anything. no footprints o w.e but she would still have her collare on and the leash would be out straight. it happens almost all the time. another creepy thing about it is when it happens at night, my dog gives u eerie-ass looks when u go to clip her back on it again. it's freaky... postato più di un anno fa

link <<<<check this,cool site >.> postato più di un anno fa

Exactly 71 years ago, on December 1, 1 week before Pearl Harbor, Civil Air Patrol was formed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAP! postato più di un anno fa

AND THIS IS THE 16670th bacheca POST ON THE random CLUB! postato più di un anno fa

AND THAT COUNTRY IS CALLED PALESTINE! postato più di un anno fa

Me: *Tired.*

Common Sense: "Go to bed, te dolt!"

Pride: "NO! Don't let it beat you! Drink this soda! The caffeine will keep te going!" postato più di un anno fa

My math teacher is trying to talk cool. He's saying stuff like "swag" and "yolo".
My classmates think it's weird......I think it's hilarious! postato più di un anno fa

Wtf random... postato più di un anno fa

Go back to the cucina and make me a sandwich. Bl postato più di un anno fa

One day,I'm going to shave my hair off. :) postato più di un anno fa

PTERODACTYL SH*T!!!!!

lol im high on pizza postato più di un anno fa

unisciti the Outasight club? link postato più di un anno fa

Get Up lazybones! It's time to do the fUnny bone dance! postato più di un anno fa

Does anyone know the whereabouts of....Izaya..Orihara? *Growls.* postato più di un anno fa

beat your saddness with smile!
please don't give up
your smile is needed to light up the universe. postato più di un anno fa

How does a martini sound? postato più di un anno fa

21 più Days To Wait The END OF THE WORLD! postato più di un anno fa

How art thou tonight all ye good sirs and madames? postato più di un anno fa

*sigh* The world just sucks. If I ever become rich one day, I'm not going to be like most of the other rich people. I'll actually put my money to use and try to help the world. postato più di un anno fa

That moment when te find the ultimate position. Where you're so dang comfy that it's like you're high. But then you're nose starts to itch..... postato più di un anno fa

link

My new Contest!
Please join! postato più di un anno fa

te FOOL! postato più di un anno fa

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating postato più di un anno fa

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Enjoy Friday. Amore Saturday. Damn Sunday. postato più di un anno fa

Can someone unisciti my club kingdom under fuoco postato più di un anno fa

Popcorn
Pepsi
What appears to be a Robin Williams marathon.

.....I'm set. postato più di un anno fa

Jump! Jump! Jump around! postato più di un anno fa

I think I'm starting to fall in Amore with Pushing Daisies... postato più di un anno fa

ceremonial torchlight Yaoi festivals postato più di un anno fa

Obesity annually kills about 30,000 people.
Airplanes kill about 1,200 people annually.
Texting kills about 6,000 people annually.
Bathtubs kill about 340 people annually.
Sharks only kill about 5 people annually.
So why is it that sharks have such a bad reputation as "man-eaters?" postato più di un anno fa

idiots and bitches at school made me have a mindfuck moment today... postato più di un anno fa

That moment in life when te think about all the stuff te wanna buy and te can't buy it at the time, and then when the giorno te can go shopping comes te have no idea on what to buy. This frustrates me ಠ_ಠ postato più di un anno fa

So today in class we were using hot glue pistole and I burned my finger really bad. After class they detto I could go to the nurse. I went down to the office and this lady said,
"Oh we don't have a nurse would te like some ice?"
"Yes please."
She leaves the room and comes back, "We don't have any ice, sorry," She opens the door successivo to me. "Have a nice day!"

Me in my mind, "WTF kind of school is this!"

And now my finger still burns.... postato più di un anno fa

I sleep when I'm tired, I feed when I'm hungry, I kill when I am ever in the mood -Lara Bloodmouth postato più di un anno fa

Mom- *washing dishes*
Me- *has dirty spoon, put it on superiore, in alto of dish pile in sink*
Mom-*freaks* THAT'S MY CLEAN DISHES!!! WEREN'T te WATCHING ME??!!!
Me- (WTF, brain?)
Mom- DO IT IT AGAIN And I'LL schiaffo, smack YOU!!!
Me-(Not the Maka chop!!!) SORRY!!!!
Mom-Your fate shall be worse then death! *glowers*
Me-(Worse than Lord Death? o Death the Kid? This isn't symmetrical!!!!) *retreats to laptop* postato più di un anno fa

euh somebody here postato più di un anno fa

Some completly epic person put a piece of paper on the bacheca in the hall that detto 'The chamber of secrets has been opened'. My faith in humanity has been restored. postato più di un anno fa

MUFFINS. 9_6 postato più di un anno fa

What color is a mirror.
Give your answer below in a comment.
I honestly don't know, I just wanna see what te guys think. postato più di un anno fa

I like socks.
Socks are good. postato più di un anno fa

I got kidnapped da Slendermen today (apparently Slenderman has clones) but they just kidnapped me because they wanted to hang out. C: postato più di un anno fa

Ya can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! oh and we could use più people.... link postato più di un anno fa

"And at that moment i swear we were infinite."
I Amore this quote postato più di un anno fa

Reaching, for something in the distance
So close te can almost taste it.....
Feel the rain on your your skin,
No one else can feel it for you,
No one else,
No one else can speak the words on your lips.....
Life your life with eyes wide open
Today is
Where your book begins,
And the rest is still unwritten <3 postato più di un anno fa

˝Why do te smile like te have told a secret?
Now you're telling lies, cause you're the one to keep it,
but no one keeps a secret.
No one keeps a secret.
Why when we do our darkest deeds do we tell?
They burn and our brains become a living hell,
cause everybody tells...

...Everybody tells.˝ postato più di un anno fa

I have a feeling our generation will be the weirdest grandparents ever. postato più di un anno fa

well i didn't meet Keith, BUTTT i still had a great time. postato più di un anno fa

-Gives everyone free ice cream- ^.^ postato più di un anno fa

lol im so random XDDD do te like waffles!!! postato più di un anno fa

A boy once asked his mom where baby's come from on iMessage. The mother replied:👩+👨=💑+💏+👗+👠+👕+👖+👙+👉👌+👉👌+👉👌+👉💦👌+👶=👪

Who else gets it? postato più di un anno fa

The Hobbit comes out on my birthday....

....best fucking birthday present ever~ ♥ postato più di un anno fa

Let's start a Riot cagna XD postato più di un anno fa

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? postato più di un anno fa

You're only there until te aren't. postato più di un anno fa

There's a picture of a guy that looks EXACTLY like the Doctor in my Algebra 1 textbook.
Win. postato più di un anno fa

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage!
Then comes blame,
Then comes despair,
Two hearts broken beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

link postato più di un anno fa