"Oh glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the universe are between the buns" - Deconstruction da The Devin Townsend Project <333 postato più di un anno fa

"Lights will guide te home..." postato più di un anno fa

recente studies mostra if te repeat the same goddamn joke over and over it will stop being funny
wow
who knew postato più di un anno fa

"i dont get why te wear a bra, te have nothing to put in it." he said
"you wear pants dont you?" the girl asked unfazed
"well te have ummm.... shirts." the boy said
"you have heads." the girl replied
"well i know how to use my head." the boy detto triumphly
"if te did then te wouldve come up with a diffrent comeback."
"oh my gosh i dont get girls."
"well obvisously because then te would've found a better way to ask me out, and da the way no."
the boy walked off in defeat. postato più di un anno fa

ciao im a newbie need buds!!! postato più di un anno fa

NO VERY SOME VERY NO VERY SOME VERY CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE , NAVAL postato più di un anno fa

So there's this spammer who wants me to listen to his song. I detto no because I'm not interested. te know what he said? He detto my life will magically take a turn for the worst. He detto I will never finish college and I would commit crimes just because I didn't listen to his damn song.

Oh glob I don't even know why I keep coming to this website... postato più di un anno fa

ciao im new here so if te wouldnt mind adding me that would be great! I Amore cavalli and have my own. do te have any pets? If te have a horse plz add me cuz i dont know a lot and id Amore to learn! thNKS! postato più di un anno fa

Okay I am a fan of yuri and yaoi. (MORE SO yuri) but I really HATE stupid over-obsessive fanboys and fangirls of it. The assholes of both genders constantly act like idiots when they talk to a member of LGBT community and I find that annoying. Granted I have a fetish with yuri. Whether that's wrong o right depends on the person but I will try my best not to act like an idiot while talking to them. It's stupid and many people do not realize that. postato più di un anno fa

Weirdest. Argument. Ever.

Brother: "You're bathroom should be clean!"
Me: "You're beard should be shaved!"
Brother: "You're letto should be made!"
Me: "You're a poopyhead!"
Brother: "How dare you!?" postato più di un anno fa

no domanda of the giorno today! sorry guys!! i couldnt think of anything! postato più di un anno fa

I'm gonna do an internet!

*presses keyboard and rainbows shoot of the computer*

I'm gonna do a book!

*pokes book and nothing happens*

Aww...D; postato più di un anno fa

I would like to have a job as polic officer and i would yell "I'm the law" that would achieve my life postato più di un anno fa

unisciti everything teens
plz unisciti postato più di un anno fa

"I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy." - Mari postato più di un anno fa

Me: I'm a vegetarian.

Person: You're a freak! What is wrong with you?! How can te live without meat?!?

Ugh. I have had enough of those insults. I hate it when people insult me because I'm vegetarian. Is it really such a crime to not eat animals? postato più di un anno fa

Hehe
Huhu
hoho

O.o Lolz postato più di un anno fa

salsa postato più di un anno fa

Someone added me as a fan just now, showed up on my Live Updates. I clicked the name, in order to chat with that person, to say thank you... then it told me I am not authorized to IM that user...

Daddy told me I could do anything I would want, if I wanted it badly enough.

Apparently he lied. xD postato più di un anno fa

Im seriously fucking bored right now !!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

There was this one user who answered a 23 giorno old domanda so I commentato on her domanda in a non-serious manner "this domanda is 23 days old like wtf man" then her Friends goes all batshit insane and accuses me of bullying her friend all because I detto "wtf" and detto "man" thinking I called her a guy as a form of an insult yet I wasn't even serious.

What is wrong with people nowadays? postato più di un anno fa

link piz vote for of lupo of man postato più di un anno fa

I've decided. If this account ever gets banned. I shall make another under the name. "Gotsadog" and if that gets banned. My new account will be. "Hadadog." postato più di un anno fa

te say the puppy's yours? I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! postato più di un anno fa

Hi! I need help. I want to be a actress when I grow up but people say I won't make it what's a good comeback postato più di un anno fa

domanda of the day...who is your preferito boy and girl character on friends???My preferiti are Chandler and Phoebe!! commento and ill add te a a fan!!! Thanks!! postato più di un anno fa

Hey, everyone! I've recently made five new episodes of my "Barack Obama Messes up Bigtime" series. The video are on goanimate.com. Once again, my username is MLP: RMM if te ever want to see my videos. Also, if te have any suggestions on what should happen on the successivo episode, I'd be happy to here your ideas. I could use some views. The video are really funny, so check them out! :D postato più di un anno fa

The superiore, in alto five things i would not do ask on a commento and i'll answer.... postato più di un anno fa

I wanna have sex! postato più di un anno fa

DOnt confuse my personality and my attitude. my personality is who i am and my attitude depends on who te are postato più di un anno fa

lincoln 2012 postato più di un anno fa

the postato più di un anno fa

Please check out my new club Everything Teens! I hope te will unisciti the club to get things rolling. Thanks! From AnimeLover300 and Zenalo postato più di un anno fa

youve seen the joke too many time
wow te want a oro star
te little special snowflake te postato più di un anno fa

'Like' if you're for Romney Ryan! postato più di un anno fa

Woah what happened here postato più di un anno fa

unisciti my club SkyDekeres700 postato più di un anno fa

Me runaway from bully's? NO I eat them for Breakfast!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Who's your favourite character at the moment?? postato più di un anno fa

have te guys heard that nick.com is allowing kids to vote who they want for president and talk about it
i went to go read the discussions they were having and
mother
of
god
anyway thought i'd say something about that feel free to check it out if te want but whatever postato più di un anno fa

Thanks for your help,But I don't need your help. postato più di un anno fa

domanda of the day!!!!! Do te like the Cardinals o the Cubs??? btw i Amore the Cardinals! te cant say te like both o neither though!!!!!!! :D if te commento ill add te as a fan!!! Thanks!! postato più di un anno fa

Anyone know where Azkaban went off to ;~; ? postato più di un anno fa

Think Adventure Time is all hugs and kisses and rainbows and sunshine and happiness?

Guess again.

link postato più di un anno fa

The boy te punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minuti ago.

That girl te called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy te called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl te pushed down the other giorno is already being abused at home.

te think te know them.

Guess what, te DON'T!

Re-post if te are against bullying.

I bet 99% of te won't.

Re-post this if your that 1% with a heart. postato più di un anno fa

Battleship Has Taken Heavy Damge! postato più di un anno fa

can someone unisciti us on friday night at 8:00pm for a wi-fi connected brawl? there are 4 of us. i'll play first, so you'll verse me.
our friend code is this:
52433-9811-2874 postato più di un anno fa

Who the hell sticks a marshmallow, caramella gommosa e molle up their nose?
Apparently my best friend... postato più di un anno fa

Ok, WHAT. THE.HELL?
I was just sitting at my computer just now, and all of the sudden, I hear this, TRUMPET THINGY-MAJIG, and it didn't come from my brother's computer. It sounded like it came from outside, and my house is like 2 acres away from the highway, so I'm guessing it was a car horn.
WHO HAS A CAR HORN LIKE THAT?
That, o someone was in the middle of the field with a trumpet, of which I highly doubt.
Again, WHAT. THE. HELL? postato più di un anno fa

domanda of the day!!! whats ur fave shoe brand??? please comment!!! my fave is puma!! postato più di un anno fa

Do te like waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!! Do te like pancakes? YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!! Do te like french toast? YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!

This has been stuck in my head all day... postato più di un anno fa

I KNOW YOU'RE TICKLISH ON YOUR FEET postato più di un anno fa

Windows 8 Available postato più di un anno fa

Today's my 16th birthday ^^ postato più di un anno fa

It's a nervous tick motion of the head to the left.. postato più di un anno fa

And so I ripped off his cock with my bare hands and replaced it... with a gelatina donut. postato più di un anno fa

I know this coud be considered spamming but... for those of te who have facebook, if te liked this page, I'd REALLY appreciate it:

link

We need 1000 likes for a sponsorship :) Props will be dato if te want xD! Thanks to those of te who will like it! postato più di un anno fa

più aggiornamenti on Psy & His Gangnam Style Check This Link Out. fanpop.com/spots/psy postato più di un anno fa

Add me if your blonde, posta in arrivo me if ur brunette and if your ginger commento on my bacheca and black ignore 0.0 o if u really want just talk to me (for girls not gay) postato più di un anno fa

so... whats everyones preferito joke???? commento on my page!!! mine is knock knock! whos there? Britaney Spears! Britaney Spears who? Knock knock! whos there? Oops i did it again!!!!!!! haha lol!! so again the domanda of the giorno is whats your preferito joke?????? postato più di un anno fa

Put te in my forno postato più di un anno fa

IM HERE postato più di un anno fa

I thought I had picked duplex dammit. postato più di un anno fa

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
It's it's horrible!
Get that thing away from me!

And that my Friends is what happens when an elefante sees a mouse! postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys I'm grounded so I won't be on anymore, for a while. My mom says I can't be on the phone o use the computer and I already can't go outside! postato più di un anno fa

Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you...die! Oh,and before te do that,make sure te get me a bag of potato chips. Then,you can die. ^3^ Nipah! postato più di un anno fa

YO PUT THAT BAG BACK ON! postato più di un anno fa

My cousin does not get knock knock jokes...

Her: "Knock knock!"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "I am."
Me: "...." postato più di un anno fa

Let me tell u a story about a porcupines balls! THEIR SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! postato più di un anno fa

I'm new to Fanpop. postato più di un anno fa

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! ._.
I'll take this answer...AND ERASE IT!
I'll take this test...AND WRITE IT! o_o
I'll take this world...AND CHANGE IT!
I'll take a song...AND SING IT! O_O
I'll take this pancake...AND FRY IT!
I'll take this post....AND POST IT! @_@ postato più di un anno fa

On this profilo and my new one I have a dedicated medal for random...it's a sign. :D postato più di un anno fa

No longer will I wish... No longer will I want... From now on... I will. postato più di un anno fa

She's Emo?
you'd cut to if you've gone through what she has
She's Anorexic?
you'd be too if te were called fat everyday
She's a whore?
she made one mistake and it cost her her reputation
She's Loud?
she's invisible at home and wants to be heard
She's a Geek?
she just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family
She's ugly?
tell me, whats the definition of beauty?
te don't know their story?
don't Judge <3 postato più di un anno fa

Check it out, guys. I just invented my own version of 'Simon Says.' It's called 'Lelouch vi Britannia Commands.'
Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? postato più di un anno fa

“It's not because I want to make out with her.”
“Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
I'm currently Leggere this book. Looking for Alaska, a.k.a. obviously a better Amore story than Twilight. postato più di un anno fa

Be sure to check out my "Barak Obama Messes up Bigtime" video series on goanimate.com! My username is MLP: RMM. I only have two episodes so far, but I'll make più really soon. Hope te find it hilarious! :D postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

And methodically knocking people's hats off--then,I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. postato più di un anno fa

Overtime? What the heck is that?! postato più di un anno fa

I'm officially ticked off. My brothers, being the complete assholes that they are, decided to change my desktop background to the scariest ragno pic that they could find. Me, being an arachnophobic, promptly screamed like a little sissy. My mother got worried and ran into my room to find me splashing my computer screen with Holy Water saying. "Die demon!!! begone te shadow fiend from the deepest reaches of hell!!!!" postato più di un anno fa

Mind blowing question: Do te like waffles?
WOW!! What?? Total mind fuck, dude! That really made me think!
Nice. postato più di un anno fa

heyyy all ... would i get a hi back ? postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

Bob Saget postato più di un anno fa

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper...... "nope.avi" postato più di un anno fa

Oh my God, I found back my ZZ superiore, in alto albums... Be back in a week, guys. postato più di un anno fa

A ‘blessing’ is a herd of unicorns. :33 postato più di un anno fa

arcobaleno Monkeys postato più di un anno fa

I´m going to Disney on Ice tomorrow!!!!! I feel like a child :P. postato più di un anno fa

Seriously why is that people get all pumped up when they think someones likes them? I mean jeez. I think someone likes me and I like someone as well but I don't fucking blow a gasket o freak out to the point where it is insane. Even if they are in Amore do te really need to be so overly dramatic about it? This has always irked me to no end. This is also the reason why I fucking hate soap operas. >.> postato più di un anno fa

Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11. But he missed it, because he overslept. postato più di un anno fa

The greatest recorded number of children one mother gave birth to was 69 postato più di un anno fa

I found a picture of Keith Harkin in drag, my life is complete. postato più di un anno fa

if ui could meet any one before u die who would it be postato più di un anno fa

If te want to sleep faster decorate your bedroom as a classroom. postato più di un anno fa

So my boss ask me to cena with her, and then when we had are dinner. She detto I'm fired for late due paper work that so forgot! Then that was not the best part, she wanted to be with me. postato più di un anno fa

Hello, My Name is Taylor May Brown. I Have a Developing Fanpage. Those who support undiscovered musicians, particularly Singers, please fan me. Club Name is Mazu Sakura, which is my stage name. feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks,
Taylor postato più di un anno fa

arcobaleno nerds :P postato più di un anno fa

WOO! I have answered 100 correct random questions! postato più di un anno fa