Check out the first giorno conversation after the wedding between a husband and his wife.

Husband: Wow! Finally my dream comes true.
Wife: Do te want me to leave you?
Husband: No! Don't say that again.
Wife: Do te Amore me?
Husband: Yeah!
Wife: Do te think that te may leave me one day?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yeah..
Wife: Darling.

Now read it from the bottom up to know what happened after one year.

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*Scrolls Down To Related Clubs*
*Sees Weird things*
0.0 HOW THE F*CK IS SONNY MUNROE RELATED SHES OLD!! postato più di un anno fa

YOURTURN postato più di un anno fa

i am playing the sims game in Facebook awesum XD
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So I went to pompa It Up for a B-day party and it was humiliating. 1. I was the only one there other than a parent who was older than save. 2. Earlier that giorno I'd tested my invisible ink pen on my leg and forgotten about it, so when they turned the black lights on, a bunch of 6-year-olds were Leggere personal., gingerly stuff with lots of swear words. 3. The were playing Justin Bieber the whole time and I literally screamed. Then very one stared at me like I was crazy.

Not my best day. postato più di un anno fa

How is sterling knight a related club?!?! postato più di un anno fa

Today is my b-day!! I turned 15..:D postato più di un anno fa

i have some problem to choose a icona on my foto galleri, anyone who can say which foto i have is the bbest icona to choose? :3 postato più di un anno fa

It took me two and a half hours to get my history essay (5000 words) done but I can pretty much say, that I am rather glad I got it all done. :) postato più di un anno fa

can u unisciti my club
link postato più di un anno fa

I met my real father at the movie, and guess what, he didn't recognize me postato più di un anno fa

What am I doing on here? It's after midnight, I'm exhausted, and my trig homework is staring at me. I think I'm a bit addicted to this website. postato più di un anno fa

Miley Cyrus is living proof we will all eventually turn into birds. Just watch her Can't Be Tamed video! postato più di un anno fa

Make pasta,not war. postato più di un anno fa

i dearly miss creepyboi7 , he was such a dear person postato più di un anno fa

V---- If te get this, tehn te are teh awesome postato più di un anno fa

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:<
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:<
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH postato più di un anno fa

ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! postato più di un anno fa

Hey, thats preatty cool-AWWWW! Theres no dog there >:l
postato più di un anno fa

HEY! LOOK AT MY NEW DOG! postato più di un anno fa

What starts with F and ends with Uck? What starts with P and ends with Orn? HUH?! postato più di un anno fa

Do te how do? postato più di un anno fa

Death da cheese. postato più di un anno fa

call me if te need a lift,call me if te need a boost,see them other chicken heads,they dont ever leave the coop postato più di un anno fa

Yesterday at lunch I told my friend that I would give her five dollars if she waved a Playtex Sport ad around and chanted "Trust Your Tampons!"

She didn't do it. T_T postato più di un anno fa

If a guy/girl texts te and te don't like them, all te have to do is write this:

Error: Your message could not be sent. Please try again later. Error number: 362950

It legit works every time. postato più di un anno fa

OMD! my dear mother was kind enough to send me a letter this dear morning! i shall treasure it dearly! postato più di un anno fa

Apples!!! postato più di un anno fa

Its funny how barca sounds like goat and pecora, pecore sounds like sheep. postato più di un anno fa

la la la la la
random enough for you?<3 xD
well with Paige Kessler, what can i say, shes amazing
random spot<3
add meehh if te want(: postato più di un anno fa

I went to a concerto last night, and behind the stage there was a guy smoking. He set a wire on fire. It was all ok tho postato più di un anno fa

Weird fact: People from a church were protesting against Hell, Michigan because of the city's name on June 6, 2006 - 666. postato più di un anno fa

To everyone who got a message from IStillFeelU: DO NOT REPLY TO THE MESSAGE. He just wants attention. The best thing to do is to block and segnala him. postato più di un anno fa

Anyone else get a message from it saying it was stalking you? postato più di un anno fa

So I went to a fair with some Friends last night, and they were giving out free balloons filled with helium. We went to get some, and I thought they were just for us to have.
Turns out that they wanted to get high of'em.
So there I was, watching my Friends get high on helium.
Quite a sight actually.
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HI postato più di un anno fa

WTF this club is getting bore........ postato più di un anno fa

eat a avocado that already mix with enough sugar.

with no water, just plain avocado and sugar. mix them together.

and i promise u it wont kill u, its a food.
if u mix it right, it will be a good Cibo postato più di un anno fa

Tonight I went out with friends.... I left my computer...... NEVER AGAIN BABY, I SWEAR. postato più di un anno fa

Do te ever get the urge to just piss someone off and enjoy it? postato più di un anno fa

It just turned midnight in my time zone.
That means that it's October 8th.
That means that I'm officially 15 years old. It may have a 5, but it equals 6.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! :D postato più di un anno fa

How to make a slideshow.

te can sign in if te have a Facebook o just sign up and make a profile.

link postato più di un anno fa

This person wins the internet

link postato più di un anno fa

Michael Myers Halloween theme song. te can put it as your ringtone.

link
postato più di un anno fa

i was using clever bot and this happen

cb-whats ur secondo name?

me-ur mom

cb-mine too.

WTF this was comptlly random ........wow postato più di un anno fa

If te have a Wattpad account, vote for my book! My name is patricksl
home Page: link
cerca my name up
PS. the book is about emoticons oyu can use on Meebo postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

this is a very dear delight to be on such a very dear place as this. do te not agree dear fellow popers? postato più di un anno fa

ram papa bom
ram papa bom
ram papa bom
man down postato più di un anno fa

*types i am awesome to i'm feeling lucky*

/loading

*sees result*

B'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xD postato più di un anno fa

Its Friday, Friday, gotta get down on FRIDAY!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Someone in my Spanish class made a -3 on a quiz.

A negative 3!

Me gusta xD postato più di un anno fa

It took me a full 2 months before I even realixed there was a chat and it took anoth 2 weeks to figure out how to use it:( postato più di un anno fa

Exhausted mom comes in and asks if I have to finish any of my exams today.

"No Ma'am"
"Go back to sleep"

I LIED >:3 postato più di un anno fa

A domanda asked during a competition at school:
"What is pedology?"
A. The study of soil
B. The study of children
C. The study of nails
Letter B... pfft... XD postato più di un anno fa

fanpop chat is... *down*?!?!!? kill me now. i'm likely not coming on NEARLY as much as i used to :'c postato più di un anno fa

My preferito word is "fetish".

Anyone else get themselves into lots of awkward situations simply because they want to use their preferito word as much as possible? postato più di un anno fa

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So I heard te liek mudkips. postato più di un anno fa

Gray Eyes
te have a few close friends.
te don't like letting people inside, te find it difficult.
You've had some hard times,but don't worry.
You're always più unerstanding and caring than other people.
te can even be a bit protective. te are amazing.

this is me postato più di un anno fa

Me R.I.P Michael Jackson..D:
One of my Friends What??? He died...
were was I..?? Me in your own little world
like always...xD postato più di un anno fa

:( MY profilo PIC IS ME TODAY AT MY HOUSE

I AM A EMO/SCENE/WHATEVER postato più di un anno fa

I WANNA GO TO MY REAL home MUSKOGEE WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME :'( postato più di un anno fa

Adam Sandler just died. I'll go cry my eyes out now.... postato più di un anno fa

Lemons. So disturbing yet, te just can't help but read them. postato più di un anno fa

Ukuleles make everything better.<3 postato più di un anno fa

CHRISTMAS.
Y U NO COME SO I CAN BE JOLLY?
Flipping serious -_-
I WANNA BE CHRISTMAS-IE. postato più di un anno fa

iSad postato più di un anno fa

i am on clever bot and it funny postato più di un anno fa

I drew Hitler with big cucciolo eyes wearing a tutu and with sparkles all around him.

I am an terrible, evil person for trying to make the holocaust look funny.
._____. postato più di un anno fa

'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ

I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way più awesome and WAY più effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!

Why Karate! postato più di un anno fa

Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! postato più di un anno fa

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Spongebob XD

postato più di un anno fa

Decided to lay my hand on a boiling hot engine. Didn't turn out to be the best idea I've ever had. xD postato più di un anno fa

R.I.P Steve jobs! postato più di un anno fa

Depressed.. not that anone cares... postato più di un anno fa

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & recitazione like the most gigantic idiot on earth! postato più di un anno fa

14DAYSOMGOMGOMGWHO'SEXCITED?!

Wait, wrong spot, sorry. postato più di un anno fa

"I'm not gay,I'm just British." postato più di un anno fa

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. postato più di un anno fa

Me:Where does spongebob live
Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon
Me:Me
Cbot:But who IS he
Me:an american astronaut he got Lost they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there
Cbot:Yes
Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie
Cbot:Why is it a lie
Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there
Cbot:What is the truth
Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont te care about me
Cbot:I do care bout my health
Me:your so mean
Cbot:are te the devil
Me:r u
Cbot:no
Me:so where does spongebob live postato più di un anno fa

R.I.P. STEVE JOBS!
(They couldn't take away my other Science teacher, they took him.) :'( postato più di un anno fa

when u make a mistake on random spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

ugh i hate my life!!!
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I Amore you. postato più di un anno fa

ok i have discoverd somthing awesome named clever bot
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ciao do te guys have an ipod o any mela, apple merchandise?

Steve Jobs is dead.

Think about that.
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Is it weird that my uncle has a rotton banana in his freezer... for over 2 years? postato più di un anno fa

Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
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dkfjbnvio[werhntnl'dkhtr8-17 =]ty1
56+3 jtoir eq53 postato più di un anno fa

YES! :D

I got a dedicated medal on here! :D ITS MY FIRST MEDAL EVER!!! :D
Im so happy! postato più di un anno fa

"EEFA EHNYWAN DUZNUT LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRAAIST, LET HIM BE A CUSED OOHHH LOOD CUM EHHHMIN." ~ Father Alexander Anderson

Yeah.

We should all listen to Father Anderson's words of wisdom. *nodnod* postato più di un anno fa

i Lost the game postato più di un anno fa

Gosh,i look horrible never gonna record a video from my webcam ever again! postato più di un anno fa

5 , 7 Hi , NomyCake ! postato più di un anno fa

i cant believe that my cousin takes my laptop to the bathroom just to chat with his gf while taking a bath.

if my laptop broken

HE WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE postato più di un anno fa

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Not at all boy! ....DEUUEAUGH" postato più di un anno fa

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL! I was so scared. postato più di un anno fa

Has anyone ever heard of Matt Nathanson? postato più di un anno fa